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Anyone been snooping at their pressies? Its murder innit having all those shiny packages calling out your name, and not being able to open them before midnight.

I have never opened a present before midnight, coz i am a good boy. However, my little dog likes to rip the wrappers of the inevitable chocolate i get sent every year

It's midnight-schmidnight in our house! Sod that, you have to go to sleep properly and wake up at about 8am before you can open anything.

Ahh, we get one to open at midnight, then its off to bed until like 7am. I always get given one that i already know what it is, whereas my mother gets a surprise. Damned biased system....

Nope. Don't really care what I got. I didn't know what I wanted anyway, and distant relatives usually give me a big unwanted box of chocolates.