Metropol

Seeing as I didn't want to risk wasting my most wonderful 1000th post on here, I thought I'd make a pointless post that doesn't actually say anything. But at least it isn't durge.

So join me, and celebrate.

And please, don't less this thread go the same way as my other fabulous thread.

Actually, I feel guilty that this post isn't actually of much significance so I'll offer a seasonal bit of advice:

Don't eat yellow snow, that's where the doggies go.

Congratulations on your amazing achievement.

You've got an awesome chatup line to use now. "1000 posts on Metropol baby, oh yes "

Ronnie Rowlands wrote:You've got an awesome chatup line to use now. "1000 posts on Metropol baby, oh yes "

I'd absolutely hate to see you out on the pull.

Oh you'd love it. I'd love it. We'd all love it. Even James Martin would have trouble saying no - that's why he's so angry all the time.

Neil Green wrote:

Ronnie Rowlands wrote:You've got an awesome chatup line to use now. "1000 posts on Metropol baby, oh yes "

I'd absolutely hate to see you out on the pull.

I don't go, I haven't made nearly enough posts to boast about.

Ronnie Rowlands wrote:

Neil Green wrote:

Ronnie Rowlands wrote:You've got an awesome chatup line to use now. "1000 posts on Metropol baby, oh yes "

I'd absolutely hate to see you out on the pull.

I don't go, I haven't made nearly enough posts to boast about.

I'm pretty screwed then, aren't I?

Malpass93 wrote:
I'm pretty screwed then, aren't I?

Why? Did you fail your GCSEs?

Malpass93 wrote:

Ronnie Rowlands wrote: I don't go, I haven't made nearly enough posts to boast about.

I'm pretty screwed then, aren't I?

I suspect the whole point is that you won't be...

Instead of declaring your (frankly) inadequate post count you could reply on your other personality traits..