MFI and Woolworths

Sput · Thu 11 Dec, 2008 00.14

I discovered that my local Partners in the Arndale has been rebranded as a Rymans. As you might expect, this left me shocked and confused so I did what any reasonable customer would do: stripped off and did a poo in the middle of the the shop.

iSon · Thu 11 Dec, 2008 00.28

Sput wrote:I discovered that my local Partners in the Arndale has been rebranded as a Rymans. As you might expect, this left me shocked and confused so I did what any reasonable customer would do: stripped off and did a poo in the middle of the the shop.

As much as your contribution to the economy in these crunchy times is appreciated...Alistair Darling IS watching.

Beep · Fri 12 Dec, 2008 19.21

Just bght a PVR from Woolies with 50% off.
It's brilliant (The 50% off)
and also sad (The job exodous)

Sput · Fri 12 Dec, 2008 19.22

Did you get a also get a heavily discounted jumbo bag of carrier returns that you're trying to use up?

LaSeandre · Fri 12 Dec, 2008 20.18

I think the phrase you're looking for is "carriage returns".

cdd · Fri 12 Dec, 2008 20.20

Carrier bags, geddit?

Sput · Fri 12 Dec, 2008 20.28

Wrong, cdd. And as for which it is, I think it depends on if you're a programmer (carrier) or a secretary (carriage). So which are you lesandre?

LaSeandre · Fri 12 Dec, 2008 20.51

I got it from my mum, a "clerical assistant", but I do program in True Basic, and I'm trying to get "into" Java.

Sput · Fri 12 Dec, 2008 20.54

IDIOT. It's not a programming language, it's a DRINK.

LaSeandre · Fri 12 Dec, 2008 20.55

So's a frappucino, but I don't see you wanting one.

lukey · Fri 12 Dec, 2008 21.00

True BASIC is not a programming language, it's a series of vile computational illusions.

Java's a good one. Everyone learns it; no-one uses it.