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Which one would you evict?

I hate the orange but love the chocolate and coffee. The peanut is already missing. Bah humbug.

Destroy the coffee one. The orange one is amazing but sends me wappy.

They should obviously get rid of the Malteser based one because Maltesers already exist.

I like the minstrel with no shell.

Naked, if you will.

Thanks Gav, that post resulted in a Google image search that I really shouldn't have.

The orange one has always been a joke flavour, hasn't it? I suspect they already picked a replacement.

I'd evict the one that always gets stuck to my back teeth.

Been quite some time since I last had a bag but orange has clearly already been removed for a peanut variation, hasn't it? Just don't get me started on either the coffee or the orange ones, evil coated in chocolate they are.

The coffee ones are the best.

I miss coffee cremes in Quality Street, although the Orange Cremes they brought in are a more-than-adequate substitute.

Netizen wrote:Thanks Gav, that post resulted in a Google image search that I really shouldn't have.

The sight of Al Jolson with his trousers down must be terrifying.

It was more the unexpected sight of Spider-man and The Tick in a similar state of undress that made me reach for the mind bleach...