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"I would rather..." lines

Posted: Mon 28 Jul, 2008 19.14
by rts
What do you use?

Mine are:

- stick my head in a bucket of warm shit
- nail my bollox to an Intercity
- lick Jimmy Saville's scrotum.

I reserve the last one for special occasions.

Re: "I would rather..." lines

Posted: Mon 28 Jul, 2008 20.43
by nwtv2003
- be gay (if we're talking about a horrible woman)
- watch paint dry
- be sat in a car with Saddam Hussein

Re: "I would rather..." lines

Posted: Mon 28 Jul, 2008 21.01
by Ronnie Rowlands
- Hack my spine out with a rusty spoon
- Say no to a 7ft bald man wielding a machete
- Visit Metropol

Re: "I would rather..." lines

Posted: Mon 28 Jul, 2008 21.35
by Joe Public
eat my own vomit.

Re: "I would rather..." lines

Posted: Mon 28 Jul, 2008 22.43
by Sput
- Be sick on my own penis.

Re: "I would rather..." lines

Posted: Tue 29 Jul, 2008 01.10
by Jamez
...remove my own penis with a bread knife than listen to any more of your lies, lies and lies!

Re: "I would rather..." lines

Posted: Tue 29 Jul, 2008 10.24
by rob
...drink a bottle of carbolic acid
...eat horse manure
...be a woman

Re: "I would rather..." lines

Posted: Wed 30 Jul, 2008 06.43
by Chie
- read the phone book

Re: "I would rather..." lines

Posted: Wed 30 Jul, 2008 08.13
by timgraham
..eat a box of hair.

Re: "I would rather..." lines

Posted: Wed 30 Jul, 2008 08.54
by Beep
drop my penis into peri peri sauce...

Re: "I would rather..." lines

Posted: Wed 30 Jul, 2008 09.28
by Gavin Scott
I rarely say "no", so don't really have a phrase like this at the ready.

That's probably half my problem.