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Golfers... Call their clubs bats. Anything you hit a ball with is a bat.

Builders.. Ask them if it's their stagecoach parked outside.

Do feel free to add to the list.

A German Chancellor and a French President... reject a treaty.

How predictable was that??

noelfirl wrote:A German Chancellor and a French President... reject a treaty.

On behalf of all those against the treaty in the UK, who were denied their say at the polls by our own government,

THANK YOU.

Yes, and if I can just carry this off-topic just a little bit further, I eagerly anticipate the French cursing and spluttering about how terrible all this is when their own voters rejected the constitution - half the reason why many countries opted not to hold a referendum on this 'treaty' which is ostensibly the same. I'm not necessarily opposed to the treaty but I think it's a disgrace that European governments have tried to avoid being held democratically accountable on this issue. The Irish result, perhaps counter-intuitively, serves them right for stifling public debate on the issue in their own countries.



Oh, and just to add my own:

Students... Make them write 4 essays under the guise of a '24 hour exam'. One and a half hours to go...