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Young pedestrian spectacularly somersaults across Oxford Street

http://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/news ... rd_Street/

Police called to Caffe Nero in Hitchin after a fight over a chair.

http://www.thecomet.net/news/police_cal ... _1_4259537

Martin Phillp wrote:Police called to Caffe Nero in Hitchin after a fight over a chair.

http://www.thecomet.net/news/police_cal ... _1_4259537

And still on the scene apparently!

Man adjusts child's blazer

Edit: Alternative coverage of this earth-shattering news from second outlet

Words well and truly fail me... what staggers me most is apparently this newsworthy item was discovered at 9pm, and made it to the top story of The Star newspaper by 10:30pm.

Shocked Sheffield woman discovers VERY RUDE aubergine in her shopping

woah wrote:Words well and truly fail me... what staggers me most is apparently this newsworthy item was discovered at 9pm, and made it to the top story of The Star newspaper by 10:30pm.

Shocked Sheffield woman discovers VERY RUDE aubergine in her shopping

“I didn’t know what to do."

gottago wrote:

woah wrote:Words well and truly fail me... what staggers me most is apparently this newsworthy item was discovered at 9pm, and made it to the top story of The Star newspaper by 10:30pm.

Shocked Sheffield woman discovers VERY RUDE aubergine in her shopping

“I didn’t know what to do."

Preserve it and put it next to her tall collection of train tickets.

bilky asko wrote:

gottago wrote:

woah wrote:Words well and truly fail me... what staggers me most is apparently this newsworthy item was discovered at 9pm, and made it to the top story of The Star newspaper by 10:30pm.

Shocked Sheffield woman discovers VERY RUDE aubergine in her shopping

“I didn’t know what to do."

Preserve it and put it next to her tall collection of train tickets.

Wow I never even noticed that, that deserves a story of its own

Incidentally, I happened to find 2 takeaway boxes full of old (2008ish) railway tickets and reservation markers when I was clearing out my flat. Fuck knows why I was keeping them, but they went on ebay as a punt and sold for a tenner + postage to some guy in Japan.

BREAKING NEWS

you know that's important news tho!

Fenwick's window = Christmas.