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I made a right nice Pork roast dinner last night with all the trimmings. I Had some left over so reheated it tonight for my dinner. I just got it out the oven and dropped it over the kitchen floor ( its all ronnies fault). I'm well gutted. So i scooped it back onto the plate and gonna warm it up for Mr H when he gets home the cat furf is an additional extra. ssh!!
So i'm having a Lidl cup noodle ( waaay better than todays salt free pot noodles) and a chk sandwich instead.

I bet you lot can beat that. What horrid stuff have done to your loved ones without them knowing. Cleaning the toilet with toothbrushes doesn't count as we've all done that.

Lorns wrote:Cleaning the toilet with toothbrushes doesn't count as we've all done that.

They need *cleaning* ?

Lorns wrote:I bet you lot can beat that. What horrid stuff have done to your loved ones without them knowing.

Not to a loved one, but when working in a restaurant kitchen in my youth I did remove the salad from returning plates (and from the bin) to make up an order for a very late customer!

StuartPlymouth wrote:

Lorns wrote:Cleaning the toilet with toothbrushes doesn't count as we've all done that.

They need *cleaning* ?

Lorns wrote:I bet you lot can beat that. What horrid stuff have done to your loved ones without them knowing.

Not to a loved one, but when working in a restaurant kitchen in my youth I did remove the salad from returning plates (and from the bin) to make up an order for a very late customer!

Salad is a waste of time. I specifically request no salad with any meal as it's just gonna get sent back.

Alexia wrote:Salad is a waste of time. I specifically request no salad with any meal as it's just gonna get sent back.

In this instance they'd actually ordered a ham (cheese, or whatever salad) so it was difficult to send out sans salad and still charge £4, or whatever it was.

I would certainly never send anything back in a restuarant. I'd rather not eat it and leave, refusing to pay the bill. I've seen what happens to meals that are sent back. The complainant either receives the same meal back, or substantial parts of it - even if they ordered something different, after it's been kicked around the kitchen floor and various unsavoury elements added.

If they ordered something entirely different (eg a salad instead of a steak) then read above for typical results!

StuartPlymouth wrote:

Alexia wrote:Whinge about salad

Insider salad knowledge

Ah - see I didn't mean send back as in "Take that away, serf, remove the rabbit food, and bring it back to me sans leafs".. I meant I leave it on the plate after I've finished the other, more edible bit.

One of the horrid things i've done to someone i don't like is released a small box of cockroaches through their letter box while they were on holiday.

Lorns wrote:One of the horrid things i've done to someone i don't like is released a small box of cockroaches through their letter box while they were on holiday.

Ooh, that is quite mean!

:takes notes:

Far nicer is pouring the maggots under the back seat of their car in a hot summer.

Then you get to guess how many mornings later they find the car full of bloomin' great flies.

Nick Harvey wrote:Far nicer is pouring the maggots under the back seat of their car in a hot summer.
Then you get to guess how many mornings later they find the car full of bloomin' great flies.

Is that your modern slant on retribution for Egyptian blokes who upset you, Nick?

Lorns wrote:One of the horrid things i've done to someone i don't like is released a small box of cockroaches through their letter box while they were on holiday.

I've been slowly but surely coming to this conclusion for a while.

You're a fucking nutter.

Lorna I'm very fond of you but I'm going to have to go with Mark on this matter.