Metropol

Well, I returned to posting earlier this week, and Metro "crashed" again (nothing to do with me). Hyma provided a replacement....but I am all alone! I suspect a ruse.

Earlier today Mr Hymagumba wanted to "ban someone for fun".

Is this indeed a MATRIX style virtual world in which I am destined to wander alone without comment? Am I in fact locked in the virtual cupboard under Gav's stairs?

Are you all sniggering away in the "secret forum"

StuartPlymouth wrote:
Are you all sniggering away in the "secret forum"

Funnily enough, yes.

Square Eyes wrote:Funnily enough, yes.

Well, as long as someone is reading the scribbled notes I push under the cupboard door

No we're using those as coasters to protect the polished mahogany tables onto which we place our glasses of pinot grigiot.

I'm using barcode as a footstool, and Nini the guard dog is sat patiently by my side, watching out for Slagathor.

Alexia wrote:No we're using those as coasters to protect the polished mahogany tables onto which we place our glasses of pinot grigiot.

I'm using barcode as a footstool, and Nini the guard dog is sat patiently by my side, watching out for Slagathor.

For heavens sake Alexia, stop talking to them outside and shut that door.

I'm trying to nap on the day-bed and you're letting a draught in.

*snuggle*

Woof, grr and all that.

Ninis stopped growling for a moment. She's opening the bottles of lager with her teeth now.

Door shut and locked. Key put round Nini's neck.

Shall now settle down to liver with lava beans and a nice chianti.

FF-ff-ff-f-f-f!

Did someone mean to leave the cupboard door open after they threw in the "Nini-Snacks"? I followed the trail!

That trail went all the way round the stairs and back into the cupboard

All I found was Nini's flea collar in the end!
I blame Alexia!

Give me back my flea collar or I'll rip your balls off.