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- People whose job seems to consist solely of watching every movement of the likes of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, and then reporting back to the likes of GMTV from LA as if they are personal friends of theirs

- Having it explained to me what arguido means by journalists who think I care

- Pulling into the left-hand lane on a motorway to come off at the next junction, only to get stuck for a mile behind someone doing 55mph - how do these people ever get anywhere?!

- The Spice Girls

- People who think that separating their used tins and newspapers will miraculously save the planet, plus other talk of "going green" - load of shit

- StuartPlymouth

all new Phil wrote:StuartPlymouth

Poor "All New Phil". I should be flattered I featured in your list: However I came across your comment by accident, much as your parents did you no doubt.

StuartPlymouth wrote:

all new Phil wrote:StuartPlymouth

Poor "All New Phil". I should be flattered I featured in your list: However I came across your comment by accident, much as your parents did you no doubt.

No shot is too low for you, is it Stu. I sort of wish phil was black to see if you'd use that.

StuartPlymouth wrote:

all new Phil wrote:StuartPlymouth

Poor "All New Phil". I should be flattered I featured in your list: However I came across your comment by accident, much as your parents did you no doubt.

Once again, your somewhat poor command of the English language means that I don't quite get what you mean there.

He's trying to say you're an accident. He, in comparison, was a waxident.

I inferred that his parents 'did him' at some point. Hmm.

Sput wrote:No shot is too low for you, is it Stu. I sort of wish phil was black to see if you'd use that.

Well he asked for it. His colour wouldn't make much difference to me anyway. I rather get the impression that he's the sort of person who could insignificantly blend in with the wallpaper in any room.

I doubt that. You don't strike me as the kind of guy who has fab wallpaper.

Sput wrote:You don't strike me as the kind of guy who has fab wallpaper.

You are correct in that assumption. In this house I decided to only paint the walls, which is alot easier to do more often. I don't enjoy putting up wallpaper, although I'm not too bad at it.

StuartPlymouth wrote:

Sput wrote:You don't strike me as the kind of guy who has fab wallpaper.

You are correct in that assumption. In this house I decided to only paint the walls, which is alot easier to do more often. I don't enjoy putting up wallpaper, although I'm not too bad at it.

I have something I want to say here but I won't do it, it's like Tumble Tower all over again. Painful to point out, painful to endure.

Nini wrote:I have something I want to say here but I won't do it

Good decision.