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Watching that Bluthemal on beeb2. Use tin toms for sauce and add your bits and bobs and blend ( don't forget to use fresh red chillis and tinned kidney beans). The secret ingrediant for the perfect chilli, is vodka not red wine. That way myfriends you have the perfect party chilli. These tv chefs don't know what they're talking about.

And that Heston Bluthemal looks like Gav.

I'm less bloated looking. His recipes are needlessly complex and his wristwatch looks ostentatious.

I'm sorry, that's just how I feel.

Must say we didn't bother with him.

Watched Oz and James and the seriously alcoholic show, then went elsewhere at 20:30.

Have to agree with Gavin.

Put vodka in your chilli, then draw glasses on Gavs avatar. I think you will find i am right!

Oh and serve this dish before you play that car key game. Your hosts will lose all inhibitions. Must be washed down with copious amountz of bolly dahling.