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Weird noises
Posted: Sat 01 Sep, 2007 19.32
by Lorns
I got a weird noise in my living room. I've turned everything off. The house is silent except for this weird whiney noise.
It sounds a bit like a baby whining and Mouse mewing. Its really irritating. It sounds like its coming from the partioning walls. I've pulled the furniture out. Please stop me from putting a hammer through the plasterboard.
Re: Weird noises
Posted: Sat 01 Sep, 2007 20.16
by Anonymous
Maybe the noise is barcode
Re: Weird noises
Posted: Sat 01 Sep, 2007 20.39
by Jovis
So you have the face of an owl then?
Re: Weird noises
Posted: Sat 01 Sep, 2007 21.55
by Ronnie Rowlands
Trilight wrote:Maybe the noise is barcode
That's just not funny dude. You've made three posts and you've already started bitching.
Re: Weird noises
Posted: Sat 01 Sep, 2007 21.58
by Lorns
It's stopped. Whatever it was, it must have run out of oxygen.
Edit its back again. Its more annoying than the strange noises i get from car. It will bug me for miles and miles. You know how when your car develops a strange sound from the engine, you lift the lid to find its coming from the boot. You then bury head in the boot to find its coming from underneath the chuggaboom and so on and so on. You take the car to garage and car decides to purr nicely. The mechanic then thinks you've lost the plot and charges you 60 quid for telling you there is no unusual noise.
Re: Weird noises
Posted: Sat 01 Sep, 2007 23.56
by Lorns
Some people think they're soo clever. I know what the noise is now.
Re: Weird noises
Posted: Sat 01 Sep, 2007 23.58
by Ronnie Rowlands
miss hellfire wrote:Some people think they're soo clever. I know what the noise is now.
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Aren't you going to tell us what it is? My intestines are going to prolapse if I contain this exitement for much longer.
Re: Weird noises
Posted: Sun 02 Sep, 2007 00.09
by Lorns
Ronnie Rowlands wrote:miss hellfire wrote:Some people think they're soo clever. I know what the noise is now.
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Aren't you going to tell us what it is? My intestines are going to prolapse if I contain this exitement for much longer.
If i told you i'd never be able to show my face around here ever again.
I'll give you a clue....
It involves water or rather lack of
Re: Weird noises
Posted: Wed 05 Sep, 2007 21.54
by James H
Did you forget to rehydrate Mouse?
Re: Weird noises
Posted: Thu 06 Sep, 2007 18.58
by Lorns
James H wrote:Did you forget to rehydrate Mouse?
You are spookily close.
Re: Weird noises
Posted: Thu 06 Sep, 2007 19.04
by Ebeneezer Scrooge
Does it involve a fish tank, filter and low water level?