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Keep those lumps and bumps at bay. Girls, you ready... 1 - 2 - 3 breath. Also us girlies can feel safe on a night out armed with spanx and pepper spray.

Well, they might squish it all in (although I doubt you would transform into a modelesque shape), but I don't think they exactly lend themselves to nights of passion! Can you imagine whipping everything off and then tackling that?

I'm afraid I'd have to report any woman to trading standards if I were to get them home and be faced with that.

Not that it's likely to happen.

...and to think I thought there were mixed signals last time I got someone home when faced with the world's most awkward belt clasp...I don't know what idea I'd be supposed to get if my pull was wearing that.

Was thinking of getting some to wear to work because i'm fed up of the old codgers asking me if i'm pregnant or congratulating me. That must be one of the good things about getting old, you can get away with saying stuff like that as us young un's will put it down to poor eyesight or dementia.

I meant to ask you in that PM, by the way, are you pregnant?

I thought its only up to a certain age you can become pregnant

Nick Harvey wrote:I meant to ask you in that PM, by the way, are you pregnant?

The father is a black bouncer called Howard.


Allegedly.

Hell(fire)I Fux

Geddit?

I'll get me coat...

Jamez wrote:Hell(fire)I Fux

Geddit?

I'll get me coat...

Strange you should mention that. I've been thinking of switching my mortage and current a/c to the Halifax. I'm fed up of getting screwed by Abbey.

miss hellfire wrote:

Jamez wrote:Hell(fire)I Fux

Geddit?

I'll get me coat...

I'm fed up of getting screwed by Abbey.

So you're going back to the cock?