Posted: Wed 04 Jul, 2007 23.38
Round the back?
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Posted: Wed 04 Jul, 2007 23.39
Well to be honest, part of why it is so good is that it is so crude and downright filthy. If my bf asked if he could plant his seed in my soil, I'd be appauled and want to throw up.
Posted: Wed 04 Jul, 2007 23.41
So how do you love-make?
Posted: Wed 04 Jul, 2007 23.46
still preoccupied with the gays then james?Ron Owen wrote:So how do you love-make?
Posted: Wed 04 Jul, 2007 23.57
Surely you mean 'Round the Twist'? As in:Ron Owen wrote:Round the back?
Have you ever
Ever felt like this
When big fat willies
Go up inside and piss?
Pain, Pain go away
Cum again another way
Heeeeey
Have you ever
Ever felt like this?
When horny gayboys
Beg for just a kiss..
I can hear myself say
This is not my day
I'm saying I'm not gay
You won't believe me anyway...
Re: One up the bum, no harm done.
Posted: Wed 04 Jul, 2007 23.57
I can't think of anything romantic other than. " the lube is in the bedside cabinet with the rabbit ,plug and butterfly".nodnirG kraM wrote:Evening. Or morning/afternoon. Delete as applicable.
I've spent the past couple of days racking my brain trying to think of a romantic/nice way to describe the act of bum-loving. Arse-ramming. Botty-stuffing. Anal sex. Has there ever been any terms coined that someone wouldn't mind whsipered into their ear? Cos I sure as hell can't think of any!!
Posted: Wed 04 Jul, 2007 23.58
Realised that no woman will ever let you near her fanny and have now decided to give boys a go?Ron Owen wrote:So how do you love-make?
No one is safe!
Posted: Thu 05 Jul, 2007 01.36
1. My name's Ron.tvmercia wrote:still preoccupied with the gays then james?Ron Owen wrote:So how do you love-make?
2. It is true that I have had an experience with a male. Only the once though.
Posted: Thu 05 Jul, 2007 11.27
Wow, JM really is pulling out all the stops to convince us here.Ron Owen wrote:1. My name's Ron.tvmercia wrote:still preoccupied with the gays then james?Ron Owen wrote:So how do you love-make?
2. It is true that I have had an experience with a male. Only the once though.
Posted: Thu 05 Jul, 2007 12.06
OK I am really James Martin!
Maybe now you'll all be convinced that I'm lying and am actually the real deal.
Maybe now you'll all be convinced that I'm lying and am actually the real deal.
Posted: Thu 05 Jul, 2007 13.46
Maybe you could photograph yourself holding up a sign saying 'I'm Not James Martin'. 