Metropol

I'm officially having a couple of days holiday. Got nothing to look forward to till Thursday. Tomorrow i shop, Thursday London, Friday nursing a hangover, Saturday back to work.

Someone give me a laugh tonight please.

Well, I'm on MSN at the moment Lorna, we can talk about my bad driving again

lol.. Yes your driving is pretty bad.

Hurr! I've read about people in porn films who do the same with strawberries. Let me tell you it doesn't work with sausage egg and chips.

Ronnie Rowlands wrote:Hurr! I've read about people in porn films who do the same with strawberries. Let me tell you it doesn't work with sausage egg and chips.

You've managed to find a girl willing to let you shove sausage and eggs up her fanny? hmm.

Did you have to remove the flowers and dig her up first?

Jamez wrote:

Ronnie Rowlands wrote:Hurr! I've read about people in porn films who do the same with strawberries. Let me tell you it doesn't work with sausage egg and chips.

You've managed to find a girl willing to let you shove sausage and eggs up her fanny? hmm.

Did you have to remove the flowers and dig her up first?

Haha, no I haven't, but I think it is logical enough to assume that it isn't the most flattering or romantic thing in the world

Jamez wrote:

Ronnie Rowlands wrote:Hurr! I've read about people in porn films who do the same with strawberries. Let me tell you it doesn't work with sausage egg and chips.

You've managed to find a girl willing to let you shove sausage and eggs up her fanny? hmm.

Did you have to remove the flowers and dig her up first?

Talking of which. Can't get back to you Jamez till the morning when i've topped up credit. Stoopid pootahs stoopid phones just darn stoopid technology!

nodnirG kraM wrote:

miss hellfire wrote:

Jamez wrote: You've managed to find a girl willing to let you shove sausage and eggs up her fanny? hmm.

Did you have to remove the flowers and dig her up first?

Talking of which. Can't get back to you Jamez till the morning when i've topped up credit. Stoopid pootahs stoopid phones just darn stoopid technology!

Are you two going SMS grave-robbing?

Yeah followed by a greasy spoon. Wanna come along?

nodnirG kraM wrote:I'll get my shovel.

Can you lot start with my back garden then - I have all my ex-housemates buried there, it's full now! The bump in the lawn is getting difficult to mow now!