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Yesterday, at the local Tescos, I discovered these tins of delicious baked giant beans - a Greek delicacy in a tomato sauce with heaps of garlic. Yum, thought I, that'll make a change for lunch. So, having consumed the giant beans, I'm sitting at my desk when not 20 mins later something is very wrong...

Literally, it's chuff after chuff (sometimes with barely 5 mins between trouser trumpets) . I had to pick my moments to let fly surreptitiously, but my God the sheer quantity and magnitude were earth shattering.

Today, to further my research, I bought some more...

So, what food do you avoid if you still want friends?

Are you James Martin?

There's also a medical way of doing this.

Get your doctor to put you on one of the cholestorol reducing drugs (statins).

They are well know for directly converting bad cholestorol into............. gas.

7 or 8 lattes tends to do the job for me

I don't fart nor do i belch or snore or any other Bad habits. Girls don't do reVoLtIng stuff. It's like suggesting the queen poos.

miss hellfire wrote:It's like suggesting the queen poos.

She only does the Royal Wee.

(bu-dum, tschhhhh!)

miss hellfire wrote:I don't fart nor do i belch or snore or any other Bad habits. Girls don't do reVoLtIng stuff. It's like suggesting the queen poos.

I'm sure all those rich wine laced casseroles and vats of red wine must produce just a few "rumples" at Hellfire HQ Even for a "laideeeee" such as yourself!