Slags on Sky
Posted: Wed 25 Apr, 2007 18.06
Last night I was having a bit of trouble getting to sleep. The rain was lashing against my velux windows and it was hot and stuffy in my room.
I flicked on the TV and switched on Sky. I flicked through the radio channels but there was nothing of interest. I flicked backwards until I stumbled across some quite shocking stuff.
Channels 900 - 920 seemed to be full of women lying on beds, talking into a phone and rubbing their private parts through their tiny thongs. The studio audio was cut and replaced with a dull, looped dance track.
The text on the screen had a large 0908 number emblazoned across it and invited me to txt in a picture of my penis for £3.00! I nearly considered it until I realised I would be the one paying THEM £3.00 per picture!!
The other channels were more-or-less the same. One or two of them had several hideously ugly topless women vigorously shaking their sweaty arses into the camera lens.
Not one of the women I saw on those channels were attractive in the slightest. A couple of them had nice enough bodies I suppose, but their haggard and scrawny slut faces was the biggest turn off.
I was also surprised by how graphic some of the stuff was.
Then one girl appeared on one of the channels. For a start she looked like a clown. A mass of electric blue eyeshadow, bright red lipstick adorned her minging face. Then she grabbed a microphone and proceeded to speak directly to her mostly masturbating audience...
And Oh My God. She has the funniest and most ridiculous speech impediment I've ever heard. She sounded like she had no tongue or teeth. I was weak with laughter.
She called herself 'Twinkle'. Her chosen performing name is ridiculous in itself.
Anyway, my point is should this kind of stuff be available free-to-air on Sky? The fun begins as early as 9pm with the ugliest, silicone-injected slags you can imagine masturbating furiously for the gratification of perverted men.
These channels are disgustingly tacky. They're simply televised versions of sex chat lines.
They give men a bad name and they exploit women. I'm not a prude, but I really don't think we need this kind of trash television.
Most of the women on these channels are probably either prostitutes, crack-addicts or penniless single mothers from squalid London council estates.
What do you think? Have you seen these channels on Sky? Do you think that free-to-air televised sex lines are acceptable?
I flicked on the TV and switched on Sky. I flicked through the radio channels but there was nothing of interest. I flicked backwards until I stumbled across some quite shocking stuff.
Channels 900 - 920 seemed to be full of women lying on beds, talking into a phone and rubbing their private parts through their tiny thongs. The studio audio was cut and replaced with a dull, looped dance track.
The text on the screen had a large 0908 number emblazoned across it and invited me to txt in a picture of my penis for £3.00! I nearly considered it until I realised I would be the one paying THEM £3.00 per picture!!
The other channels were more-or-less the same. One or two of them had several hideously ugly topless women vigorously shaking their sweaty arses into the camera lens.
Not one of the women I saw on those channels were attractive in the slightest. A couple of them had nice enough bodies I suppose, but their haggard and scrawny slut faces was the biggest turn off.
I was also surprised by how graphic some of the stuff was.
Then one girl appeared on one of the channels. For a start she looked like a clown. A mass of electric blue eyeshadow, bright red lipstick adorned her minging face. Then she grabbed a microphone and proceeded to speak directly to her mostly masturbating audience...
And Oh My God. She has the funniest and most ridiculous speech impediment I've ever heard. She sounded like she had no tongue or teeth. I was weak with laughter.
She called herself 'Twinkle'. Her chosen performing name is ridiculous in itself.
Anyway, my point is should this kind of stuff be available free-to-air on Sky? The fun begins as early as 9pm with the ugliest, silicone-injected slags you can imagine masturbating furiously for the gratification of perverted men.
These channels are disgustingly tacky. They're simply televised versions of sex chat lines.
They give men a bad name and they exploit women. I'm not a prude, but I really don't think we need this kind of trash television.
Most of the women on these channels are probably either prostitutes, crack-addicts or penniless single mothers from squalid London council estates.
What do you think? Have you seen these channels on Sky? Do you think that free-to-air televised sex lines are acceptable?