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Bartholomew's all-new quote of the day thread

Posted: Thu 29 Mar, 2007 01.45
by B.E. El-Zebub
there is a 1-in-300 chance that I will come out and cut your toes off with a scythe, but only if there is sufficient custard available in my harpsichord

Posted: Thu 29 Mar, 2007 20.33
by Stuart*
Up the dosage on your medication. :shock:

Posted: Thu 29 Mar, 2007 20.44
by Beep
He Could Be 'Puffing the magic dragon' also #
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Re: Bartholomew's all-new quote of the day thread

Posted: Thu 29 Mar, 2007 20.56
by Lorns
Bartholomew Beelzebub wrote:
there is a 1-in-300 chance that I will come out and cut your toes off with a scythe, but only if there is sufficient custard available in my harpsichord
<Sniggers> and i thought i was weird. Where did that quote come from?

Re: Bartholomew's all-new quote of the day thread

Posted: Thu 29 Mar, 2007 21.34
by Stuart*
miss hellfire wrote:<Sniggers> and i thought i was weird. Where did that quote come from?
Yes, but you're "crazy-in-a-nice-way" sort of weird Miss H. :lol:

PS: I'm awaiting instructions on preparation of a joint as promised. I was planning on doing one for Easter weekend.

Re: Bartholomew's all-new quote of the day thread

Posted: Thu 29 Mar, 2007 21.49
by Lorns
StuartPlymouth wrote:
miss hellfire wrote:<Sniggers> and i thought i was weird. Where did that quote come from?
Yes, but you're "crazy-in-a-nice-way" sort of weird Miss H. :lol:

That's what i call a backhanded compliment :)

Re: Bartholomew's all-new quote of the day thread

Posted: Sat 31 Mar, 2007 00.16
by Lorns
StuartPlymouth wrote:
miss hellfire wrote:<Sniggers> and i thought i was weird. Where did that quote come from?
Yes, but you're "crazy-in-a-nice-way" sort of weird Miss H. :lol:

PS: I'm awaiting instructions on preparation of a joint as promised. I was planning on doing one for Easter weekend.
Well you take 3 green Rizlas a Superking black and some of the finest green. Roll, light and inhale then sit back and relax and then listen to a bit of Bob Marley or Desmond Decker.

Re: Bartholomew's all-new quote of the day thread

Posted: Sat 31 Mar, 2007 13.17
by Stuart*
miss hellfire wrote:Well you take 3 green Rizlas a Superking black and some of the finest green. Roll, light and inhale then sit back and relax and then listen to a bit of Bob Marley or Desmond Decker.
I already knew how to do those! You knew what I meant :lol:

Posted: Sat 31 Mar, 2007 18.20
by Lorns
Teehee! Check your inbox.

Posted: Sat 31 Mar, 2007 18.28
by Stuart*
miss hellfire wrote:Teehee! Check your inbox.
I have and thank you. The slow cook beef joint will go on Thurs morning, but we intend to eat Fri night, should be good by then! :D (not that they will notice, I could feed my guests maggots and they would chomp away at them when pissed)

Posted: Sat 31 Mar, 2007 18.46
by DAS
Get a room