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Twat Flaps

Posted: Fri 16 Mar, 2007 15.46
by James Martin
Please note:

The image of me is copyright, and as a result I have the right to nail the bollocks to the wall of anyone still sporting it.

Along with the unauthorized distribution, tt is also causing gross defamation.

I am, however, happy to not do anything if they all come down by midnight.

James.

Posted: Fri 16 Mar, 2007 15.50
by James Hatts
Says the man who until a few minutes ago had a signature describing several of Metropol's most respected members as 'wankers'. :roll:

If you believe Metropol needs 'cleaning up', why did you return? Why not set up the James Martin megalomaniac247.co.uk forum?

Posted: Fri 16 Mar, 2007 15.57
by onetrickpony
What exactly can you do though? Your hands are tied - i mean your not exactly going to start legal proceedings.

If you can't beat them, join them.

Posted: Fri 16 Mar, 2007 16.04
by noelfirl
Shit happens JM, deal with it.

Posted: Fri 16 Mar, 2007 16.09
by James Martin
James Hatts wrote:respected
They're not respected. THEY are the real egomaniacs here.

Posted: Fri 16 Mar, 2007 16.12
by Stuart*
noelfirl wrote:Shit happens JM, deal with it.
Love your adaptation of the sig there Noel!

Posted: Fri 16 Mar, 2007 16.22
by Stuart*
James Martin wrote:They're not respected. THEY are the real egomaniacs here.
I wonder what your life actually consists of James. It's quite disconcerting that someone with "issues" is left to wander the streets without help.

As I said before, this is a forum of people discussing issues. The fact that your presence has hijacked that for 48 hours speaks volumes.

We have a laugh, we have a joke or two, we make comments that others respond to. You haven't made anyone laugh, even in sympathy, you haven't made a worthwhile comment (only offensive ones) and you have threatened legal action now about people using your "copyright" image.

I assume your face has been registered as a copyright? The trustees of Diana, Princess of Wales' estate found it rather difficult. But then again, I can't see many contenders to your particular patent! :shock:

I'm gobsmacked that you had the nerve to walk in and register your face anyway! Did the staff laugh out loud or just behind your back?

Posted: Fri 16 Mar, 2007 17.23
by Sput
Anyway James, it's just your photo and the word "Twatflaps" next to it. It's not actually saying you ARE a set of twatflaps, just an unfortunate placement.

Incidentally, it takes more than you SAYING it's copyright to make it so. At any rate, there were no terms of use accompanying it.

Posted: Fri 16 Mar, 2007 17.41
by Stuart*
Sput wrote:Anyway James, it's just your photo and the word "Twatflaps" next to it. It's not actually saying you ARE a set of twatflaps, just an unfortunate placement.
Incidentally, it takes more than you SAYING it's copyright to make it so. At any rate, there were no terms of use accompanying it.
You spoiled the party there Sput, I was merely going to place a black mark over the eyes the make it unrecognisable in case he went down the "copyright" joke.

I was rather hoping he was going to waste £000s doing that!

Posted: Fri 16 Mar, 2007 17.43
by Jamez
I reckon JM is acting up to provoke responses. Not feeding him ammunition is the key.

Posted: Fri 16 Mar, 2007 17.50
by Stuart*
Jamez wrote:I reckon JM is acting up for you lot to provoke responses. Not feeding him ammunition is the key.
or you wandering off to a distant island with him for a considerable period of time.
Someone will pay (asa probably xxx)