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Britneys hair! Or rather Lack of..

Posted: Mon 19 Feb, 2007 16.27
by Lorns
I wouldn't normally start a hair thread < whistles > * where's me halo?*

I definately wouldn't normally start a Britney thread though, but,..


..It seems to be the topic of the day out in the real world ( well at work anyway). So far i've had guys asking for a Rehab or a Ooops i did it again. I prefer the Ooops i did it again as the Rehab one is by Amy Whingehouse although it could have been written with Britney in mind.
It seems to be their joke of the moment, it gets less funny the more i hear it though as they all end it with " not really, just kidding, i'll have my usual".
I'm thinking of playing a joke on the next person who asks me for the Oops i did it again haircut and just proceed with their original request and claim i suffer from selective hearing. Hence the poll question.

Posted: Mon 19 Feb, 2007 16.53
by marksi
She's an inconsequential talentless fuckwit who happens to have shaved her head.

If someone could explain to me why Radio 1 led the 0730 news bulletin with this non-story I'd be grateful. I don't want to hear some excuse that it is of interest to Chris Moyles listeners. If that is the case they need educating. Not pandered to.

Posted: Mon 19 Feb, 2007 19.23
by Nate J
-removes post-

inchorent mumble, i do appologise.

Posted: Mon 19 Feb, 2007 19.48
by Dr Lobster*
perhaps she and fellow mentally ill jade goody will meet and perhaps enter some kind of shaven hair based suicide pact.

Posted: Sat 24 Feb, 2007 18.27
by Lorns
She really is a little attention seeker isn't she. I mean really! If your gonna trash someones car you'd use something more suitable for the job than a poxy umbrella.
If it was me, i'd find a hammer preferably a claw hammer or a couple of rocks to launch at it.

Not plucked up the guts to skin someone yet for asking for a Britney. It's only a matter of time though. If i do it, i'll try and get a pic of it to post for ya. There may be a panicked look in his eye and an evil glint in mine.

Posted: Sat 24 Feb, 2007 19.12
by Dr Lobster*
those pictures on the sun website look staged to me

Posted: Fri 02 Mar, 2007 22.33
by Lorns
http://www.channel4.com/player/v2/playe ... howId=5134


Hahaha! She'll be bumping into half of this lot in rehab one day soon. They were all wasted.