Metropol

1 - a cake
2 - tvmercia
3 - poppadoms
4 - a BBC ID badge belonging to Jaron Brass
5 - nested parenthesis

1 - Morocco
2 - a ring binder
3 - a ring
4 - a non-ringed binder
5 - yoghurt

1. Tits Magee
2. The new News 24 graphics
3. A kebab
4. 150 Chilean pesos
5. Semen stains

1. A Creme Egg McFlurry
2. The Leeds Phone Book from 1996
3. A 'Single Farm Payment Scheme' Application Form
4. Slightly-soiled underwear
5. Helen Daniels

Si-Co wrote:4. Slighly-soiled underwear

IN-FLAI-SHON????

Yes YOU have fallen into my secret trap of "who will post dirty knickers" first in this thread.

Therefore - by the power invested in me by my ego and Nick Harvey's subcontractors - I order you to only inhabit the mocks forum for a week as punishment.

1. Any denominations of money
2. William Hanson
3. Chris Lowe
4. Guy Goma
5. Alcohol

5 Skittles

Hymagumba wrote:

Si-Co wrote:4. Slighly-soiled underwear

IN-FLAI-SHON????

Yes YOU have fallen into my secret trap of "who will post dirty knickers" first in this thread.

Therefore - by the power invested in me by my ego and Nick Harvey's subcontractors - I order you to only inhabit the mocks forum for a week as punishment.

Mocks forum.. what a jolly place to hang out!

In fairness though, there is a difference between 'dirty' and 'slighly soiled', as every good Transmission Controller at Channel TV knows.

my dignity
a ZX microdrive
a film cel from 'a room with a view'
an emmy
las vegas

1. money to pay my mobile bill
2. money to pay my credit card bill
3. money to pay the gas bill
4. money to pay for food
5. money to pay my ISP

- its all in the bank! (ha ha ha)


erm, on checking it might not all be there - time to ask for a pay rise I think!

A minidisc recorder.
Hansard.
A pteranodon.
A Blankety Blank chequebook and pen.
Cheese.