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McDonald's

Posted: Sat 02 Dec, 2006 19.12
by Jovis
Have you ever seen a McDonald's lorry?

How do they get their ingredients to the restaurants, 'cos I ain't never seen one.

Its been bugging me for ages, its driving me mad; I can't get to sleep at night.

Even the McDo employee I asked doesn't know.

Posted: Sat 02 Dec, 2006 19.31
by DAS
Yes actually. Lots. And the side of the trailer is usually promoting the latest offer.

Posted: Sat 02 Dec, 2006 21.14
by Sput
Yeah, me too. Thousands.

Re: McDonald's

Posted: Sat 02 Dec, 2006 21.28
by Brad
Jovis wrote: How do they get their ingredients to the restaurants
They don't. It's pumped directly from their sewers back to the kitchen.

Re: McDonald's

Posted: Sat 02 Dec, 2006 21.32
by Lorns
Brad wrote:
Jovis wrote: How do they get their ingredients to the restaurants
They don't. It's pumped directly from their sewers back to the kitchen.
Don't say that. I'm looking forward to a sausage and egg Mcmuffin in the morning. It's my weekend treat, breakfast in bed with the papers.

Posted: Sat 02 Dec, 2006 23.42
by Nick Harvey
I seem to have seen many thousands of their lorries as well.

Especially when you visit one of their establishments. The bloody lorry's usually parked right across the entrance to the drive-thru and you have to parp your horn loudly and get positively abusive with the driver to make him move out of your way.

That's when he usually parks up elsewhere, goes inside and (allegedly) masturbates into your burger.

Posted: Sun 03 Dec, 2006 00.08
by all new Phil
Nick Harvey wrote:The bloody lorry's usually parked right across the entrance to the drive-thru and you have to parp your horn loudly and get positively abusive with the driver to make him move out of your way.
Are you sure Mr Thomas Thomas hasn't been guiding you to the Goods Inward bit of McDonalds?

Posted: Mon 04 Dec, 2006 12.56
by Spencer For Hire
Nick Harvey wrote:That's when he usually parks up elsewhere, goes inside and (allegedly) masturbates into your burger.
It'd be the only way you'd get something verging on a natural product from McDonalds.

Posted: Mon 04 Dec, 2006 15.39
by Gavin Scott
Watching a bit of "I'm a Celebrity" last night showed that awful Scott person insisting that the first food he wanted out of the jungle was a McDonalds.

Even he must have felt like a twat taking a bit out of a burger when he could have had virtually anything he desired from the restaurant.

It looked dreadful, and even he admitted he wasn't enjoying it.

Pratt.

Posted: Mon 04 Dec, 2006 16.54
by Nate J
Do the McDonalds lorries have a picture of a burger and then they say

100% BEEF. NOTHING ELSE

Well something like that...I think

Posted: Mon 04 Dec, 2006 17.07
by James H
100% BEEF. Yes.

They don't tell you which bit of the beef they use, though.