It's my birthday TODAY.

Lorns · Fri 03 Nov, 2006 19.39

And Mouses Sunday, he'll be 1 year old.

I'll be another year wiser and i've got to work. I might just close early and get well and truly pissed. Mr. Hellfire will take me out Sunday for a meal and booze.

I would like a new camera for my b'day.

Gavin Scott · Fri 03 Nov, 2006 19.43

Happy birthday when it comes. The more observant will note I'm rarely on Metropol at the weekend, so I better say it now.

That is, I'm usually watching, but not in the best state to post. I have a reputation to keep up.

Not The Chef · Fri 03 Nov, 2006 20.22

Lorns · Fri 03 Nov, 2006 20.24

Funny jokes in the joke thread, funny ones only though. Birthday wishes in here. Feel free to make funny ageist birthday greetings though.

Gluben · Fri 03 Nov, 2006 21.37

Happy Birthday for tomorrow! See? Much better than posting it tomorrow when you're wasted...

Sput · Fri 03 Nov, 2006 21.46

HAPPY 29TH!

Pete · Fri 03 Nov, 2006 23.17

all this 50th business aside

I think we need to all start using Sput's sig on TVF. It'll drive the plebs nuts.

Not The Chef · Fri 03 Nov, 2006 23.44

Alarsne53 · Fri 03 Nov, 2006 23.44

I can't see Sputs sig

And where are my manners, tsk, happy birthday Miss Hellfire 8)

Sput · Sat 04 Nov, 2006 00.23

Can I EVER do anything sig-wise on here without James Martin copying it?

I know you don't have a sense of humour, frankly I suspect a touch of autism, but GET YOUR OWN MATERIAL, preferably non-hate-filled.

Pete · Sat 04 Nov, 2006 08.22

Notice JM even failed to follow the suggestion to use it on TV FORUM. He's so poor, he really is. I'd tolerate two pointless bee bee sees over one JM.