Metropol

Today I bought the Sunday Times and did this with it

<img src="http://www.hymagumba.com/uploads/tidy-sunday.jpg">

Snu then accused me of having aspies.
I'm now upset.

The presentation of your newspapers is marvellous, but why is your living room like a waiting room?

those were the chairs that came with it sadly

Damn (brand spanking new) student accommodation

What year are you in, second, third or fourth? I hope it isn't first, because my accommodation, while very new, is also very much like a hospital ward, therefore it isn't a patch on yours!

First year

Lucky...

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You have a living room? Or is the more of a common room? One being yours only, the other anyone can wander in?

Pete... just some advice for you. The reason I was sent to prison last time is because the body's hiding place was too obvious.

Did you reaad the paper though Pete? I got it yesterday and only got as far as the story about George Barrie ( in the mag supplement) the geezer accused of the Jill Dando murder.

Also can i have your phone?

the nuclear hotline? I'm afraid it only calls campus security

I have to admit I read *none* of the paper. I just get it for the TV guide, although I begin licking through the news review section later in the week.

Clarkson's column seems to be smaller now it's not in motoring which I find annoying.

Don't think I read the rest of it.