Metropol

I went out last night.

Had planned to go for a few drinks with a nice young man I have started seeing quite frequently.

Ended up walking out, on the verge of tears, using the excuse that my uncle had just died (he hadn't) just to get away from him.

So, metropol people, how did this happen?

One who gets closest wins a big kiss. Unless you have herpes, in which case a quick blow job and some Cadbury's buttons will have to do.

Oh dear, dump him Tom and come and live with me in gay Southampton. I can show you all kinds of watersports. No really...I have a lovely set of RIBs.

I have been there myself, blazing arguments, drunken insults. I normally find they occur when the other person is acting particularly arrogant. The trouble is, you can't reason with arrogance.

Well, I am not even going out with him. And not going to now!

You are getting close with the arrogance thing, though.

You win the herpes!

No, wait, that can't be right...

I've never won anything before in my life. I will wear my herpes with pride.

Is this chap someone who thinks he could have you at any time? I really dislike people like that...can my overall prize be a blowjob? My hair is a state!

did it involve the line "when i was a woman"?

Talking of the horrendous sex. Some cow assuming to be the girlfriend of a flatmate, accused me of being an insensitive bully last night. I was very unimpressed.

Hymagumba wrote:Some cow assuming to be the girlfriend of a flatmate, accused me of being an insensitive bully last night.

Tell her you know someone who can do that job far better than you, then put her in touch with me!

Hymagumba wrote:did it involve the line "when i was a woman"?

Talking of the horrendous sex. Some cow assuming to be the girlfriend of a flatmate, accused me of being an insensitive bully last night. I was very unimpressed.

No it didn't, though it did involve the line "I took my girlfriend to Paris last year".

He is bisexual, it became apparent. That's a relatively minor thing though.

It was the "black people are just lazy" (my flatmate is black) and "South Africa is a shit hole" (my father is South African) and "I think I have a few more qualifications than you" (he doesn't) and the two hours talking about his ex-boyfriend that rather did it in for me.

Then I met some of his friends. Oh my.

But I think perhaps the killer moment came when he delivered the line "Does anyone know who got knocked out of the X Factor?"

I left shortly afterwards.

And I am pleased to see BBC News 24 is running away with our scientific poll (polling methods supplied by MORI)

Get voting people!

Why did you go out with James Martin?

Sput wrote:Why did you go out with James Martin?

Well, he's a looker, isn't he.

What more reason do I need than that.

Nice cock too.