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I'd love a job where i get paid to go to live gigs with my mate and then give a review of the night. Okay it may end up being more about what mischief me and mate got upto than the music. It would have to be all expenses paid and a salary that would cover our current living costs. I'm bored of cutting hair.

Anyone know of a job like that going let me know ASAP.

Me and my mate would really appreciate it. We'd work 7 days a week if necessary. I promise our review would be entertaining/humourous ( if plied with alcohol) and informative-ish ( if plied with alcohol).
We won't let you down, we'd be worth employing as we are so damn loyal. We'll love ya forever if ya pay us and supply JD on a drip, send us to good gigs, we'll also go international if you want, you'll just have to wait for me to renew my passport.

If you tv/media/tabloidy thingymajiggy people are looking for fresh new talent, look no further. You know where to find me.

Hows that for a CV Kids! hehehehe!

I know someone with a part-time job of going into large outdoor gigs (for free of course) and going around beforehand handing out free glasses of wine to promote it. Of course, it's not all that simple. They're forced to actually WATCH the gig AND dispose of any left-over wine, usually in the range of 4-6 bottles.

Terrible really.

Oh and they got paid £75 for the work plus travel and accommodation.

Lucky b'stard!

send me the details, i feel a working summer holiday for next year ( i don't normally slum it, i prefer venues), you probably couldn't trust me with handing out the booze though, i'd probably hide up somewhere get pissed and go mental to the music, i wish i could shake off this rebellious streak i have heheh.

I doubt it, one was Brian Adams

* searches for the paracetamol, vodka and razor blades*

we'd love to do an all expenses trip to Glasto next year. We'd prefer a motorhome to a tent though.

Were you going to sell the aforementioned goods?