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Everyone is really mellow, happy and lovey dovey!

What's wrong, are you all trying to lure new tvfers into a false sense of security or have you all been on the happy baccy. Except Hyma he's poorly and vulnerable right now. You feeling better yet Pete?

NO

I'm still poorly and still haven't been to tesco.

oh and I'm still grumpy - of course

In which case. order a curry, pizza or chinky and then shop online at Tesco instead. This time tomorrow your cupbords could be full of tesco finest produce.

Oh did i mention night nurse if you're feeling poorly. It sends you off into a lovely deep sleep, and you feel tons better in the morning. Be careful though it's addictive stuff. I'm main- lining it these days Maan!

I'm poorly too! Been in bed for the last 2 days. It's shit! I'm nearly out of food and relying on cup-a-soup imitation

Sput wrote:I'm poorly too! Been in bed for the last 2 days. It's shit! I'm nearly out of food and relying on cup-a-soup imitation

I've had a sore head for a few days. It's going around, I tell you.

Antz wrote:I've had a sore head for a few days.

Wouldn't that comment be more suitable in Mr Martin's latest thread?

I think there has been a bug going round. I was woken with stomach pain about 4am on Monday, and had an upset tummy til Tuesday. A couple of my colleagues complained of the same thing.

But it passed and I feel fine.

Thank goodness this affliction seems to be mainly north of the border, with just the odd Lincolnshire connection.

You keep it uuuuuuuuuuuuuuup north, you sickly bunch; we don't want it anywhere down here!

You feeble southerners couldn't handle our manly northern infections!

Sput wrote:You feeble southerners couldn't handle our manly northern infections!

Or your weather! It's fooking freezing and monsoonish ooop North!

Sput wrote:You feeble southerners couldn't handle our manly northern infections!

You can just see the holiday posters, can't you?

"Come to Cleethorpes for a manly northern infection".