Metropol

So I leave Metropol as I go to a land without internet for four days, and come back expecting to have a lovely lovely backlog of stuff to browse through over a Coke.

But what do I get!? Absolutely nothing. NOTHING. Apart from something about Gavin buying a new computer, and some very feeble jokes, but that's it. Even TV Forum has more of interest!

Now next time I go on holiday I want people to make more of an effort so that I have a more pleasurable Metrobrowse on my return. Not a pathetic 3 or 4 threads like this time!

cdd wrote:Metrobrowse

And who, exactly, gave YOU permission to coin new words?

That's MY job, if you don't mind!

cdd wrote: Metrobrowse!

That is a very good new word!

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Not The Chef wrote:Bring back Jamez.

Mr Farchog is busy spreading his own brand of subtlety and discretion on another forum at the moment.