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Heheheheh Apparently i'm as fit as fook. Well thats what a group of lads said today outside my local Tesco Express. They were only about 19-20 years old.

I could pull a sober Toyboy

The old girls still got it...

How about posting a pic so we can judge for ourselves? A full body shot please.

You first.

Well what a difference a couple of days makes in Lorna land. 3 people have today asked me if i am pregnant. 2 woman said i have a neat little bump and 1 old boy tried to back peddle his way out of by saying it's because i am glowing, positively blooming like a pregnant woman. I am not so i am a little deflated.

So No! There will be no full length piccy. I'm feeling deflated as it is you lot would really bring me back down Earth with a bump. You can have another head and shoulders pic soonish instead. I going to go shopping for some new clothes that will hide the Non baby bump and start doing my tummy toning exercises again. Starting tomorrow.