Metropol

From the too busy page:

Frustrating, isn't it?

Sorry but there are* too many connections to the database at the moment so it needs to cool off before people can access the site again. In a few months TV Forum will have new software and a new host so hopefully this problem will then cease. Please wait a few moments and then try again.

* With thanks to Nick Harvey for the grammatical correction.

On a different note, I've just realised the Boer War has ended.

I heard they've invented the cotton gin