Metropol

Yarrr mateys - can I play with you?

Oh God, another retard.

Would you like a nice game of chess?

Jamez wrote:Oh God, another retard.

You called?

Yep, and with nineteen seventies, NHS, glasses; and acne as well.

Heavens to murgitroyd, you two are awfully quick to judge.

Its a particular pleasure to see a new signup be a real person. That last 100 or so are autogenerated pests that I need to remove.

And if we're going to talk about member's skin quality I'll have to insist that James uses a less bleached avatar, as his current one would flatter Simon Weston.

Ahem.

Gavin Scott wrote:Heavens to murgitroyd, you two are awfully quick to judge.

But you only insisted I join because of my incredible sense of humour, did you not?

When you've spent over £600 on your varifocals and twenty years growing a beard to cover your skin disorders, you're allowed to judge!

In any case, can somebody translate "Yarr" into English, for the benefit of the BNP voters amongst us?

I'll just quietly step out...

lukey wrote:I'll just quietly step out...

Cluck, cluck, cluck, chicken!

If you can stand the first three days critisism, you're made quite welcome.

Don't wimp out on us so early, we need a new target.

It was YOU who wanted to play, after all.

Nick Harvey wrote:

Jamez wrote:Oh God, another retard.

You called?

Yep, and with nineteen seventies, NHS, glasses; and acne as well.

I thought it, and you typed it! Naughty Nick!

Gavin Scott wrote: And if we're going to talk about member's skin quality I'll have to insist that James uses a less bleached avatar, as his current one would flatter Simon Weston.

Ahem.

Says the man who's had the same avatar for several years. Time for a change, methinks.

Jamez wrote:I thought it, and you typed it! Naughty Nick!

I'm told I invented WYSIWYG long before anyone thought up a name for it.

I tell it like I see it and I'll not change till I go in my box.

Nine out of ten cat owners say they prefer me that way, though.