Metropol

EXTRA – TERRESTERIAL NEWS??????????????????????????????

Trinity seem such a lovely ‘family’ for a ‘band’

PALL Smith needs a hiding – I’ll pay!!!!

Dan Smith ‘receives’ a hiding – captured on a STREAMING wap-enabled mobile phone: http://www.shrek.st.

Daveys who do little – maybe it runs in the family?????????????????????????????

Ghoshbusters

ARSE(NE) RULES

Rooed ahead for the toon army

Pyscho is OK!!!

http://www.roobets.co.uk: Sunderland the laughing stock of the town – Fulham odds’ on for biggest ever premier division win: Sunderland 0 – Fulham 7

http://www.roo2bets.co.uk: Arsene: let’s not worry about the Champions League – stuff Tottenham! – We’ll DO it by the league: it’s the bread butter everyday which matters: Pyscho FLIPS: Man City 0 – Arsenal 3

http://www.betsuroo?.ie: Phil Babb signs on the dotted line – Bobby’s on his way back home: IRELAND appoint Phil Babb(y) as manager. 2/1?

http://www.betsuwillforget.com: George Bush gets layered in the Mirrabelle and a videophone captures the aftermath…….. Bush: ADDICTIONS are history!!!!! - IRA(N), IRA(N) IRA(N)……….SADDAMS, SADDAM, SADDAM…… IRAQ….IRAQ….. ARAQ…… system crashing!!!

McClaren (diamond) rocks!!!!!!!

Five going to Florida on 23 June (6,5,4,3,2,1)

Kevin FAIR diagnosed with ‘standing outside people’s houses and making a complete and utter arse out of himself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who’s picking up on the Belfast Road (4am) – Guildford?

Daz is the right powder?

Yorkie scores a goal in the World Cup?

Caramel cake……..?

The Ulster Workers Strike re-lived: The 2006 Irish Workers Party Strike: POWER failures WILL cross international boundaries???????????????????????????????????

Brendan or Denvir?

And what is Downpatrick councillor Colly McGrab bending under children’s swings for…..revoke the licence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you still here?

WTF is this?

It's the second time now my brother's been on here, the bastard.

Gavin, please delete.

Luke, I was about to lock it with rather a cutting comment attached. I'm releived to know that stream of conciousness doesn't belong to you.

Ultimately though you are responsible for what is published here if you leave yourself logged in. Especially if this is the SECOND time he has spammed on your behalf.

Get a password on your screensaver or kick him square in the nuts and tell him I'll do the same if I catch him.

Yes Gavin, but how do you feel about guitar-shaped nuts?

I'm not one to discriminate.

Gavin Scott wrote:Luke, I was about to lock it with rather a cutting comment attached. I'm releived to know that stream of conciousness doesn't belong to you.

Ultimately though you are responsible for what is published here if you leave yourself logged in. Especially if this is the SECOND time he has spammed on your behalf.

Get a password on your screensaver or kick him square in the nuts and tell him I'll do the same if I catch him.

Advice taken Gavin, cheers.