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...so have a great Easter Sunday. I look forward to talking to you all this evening with a sticky brown substance surrounding your mouths.

James H wrote:...so have a great Easter Sunday. I look forward to talking to you all this evening with a sticky brown substance surrounding your mouths.

What, chocolate? Or poo?

Tsk.

Poo isn't sticky. I tried putting my telephone master socket back against the skirting-board in my hallway, and poo wouldn't hold it, so I had to use No More Nails stuff.

You obviously aren't drinking enough fluids then, Jamezie.