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The Official Xmas Joke Thread
Posted: Sat 10 Dec, 2005 20.29
by James H
The Vietnamese aren't putting up any decorations this Xmas.
....they're hanging glitter.
Posted: Sat 10 Dec, 2005 20.31
by Jamez
James Hall...
...Yes?
Posted: Sat 10 Dec, 2005 21.31
by Lorns
Merry Xmas everyone.. It's a wee bit early for me to send xmas greetings but i have so many gorgeous,sexy and intelligent friends to get round to i thought i'd do the ugly fuckers first!

Posted: Sat 10 Dec, 2005 21.32
by iSon
What do you get if you eat too many Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis!
Posted: Sat 10 Dec, 2005 22.00
by Nick Harvey
miss hellfire wrote:i thought i'd do the ugly fuckers first!
Right, that puts paid to YOUR Christmas gobble, darlin'.
I don't need to come here for a better class of insult.
I could go to the Putney Synagogue, you know!
Posted: Sat 10 Dec, 2005 22.12
by Lorns
Nick Harvey wrote:miss hellfire wrote:i thought i'd do the ugly fuckers first!
Right, that puts paid to YOUR Christmas gobble, darlin'.
I don't need to come here for a better class of insult.
I could go to the Putney Synagogue, you know!
Naturally Mr.Nick you were excluded from that Xmas greeting. You'll get a specia onel via p.m..
I actually felt rather hurt when i recieved that text msg from a good friend ( he WAS a good friend)
Posted: Sat 10 Dec, 2005 22.16
by Nick Harvey
miss hellfire wrote:Naturally Mr.Nick you were excluded from that Xmas greeting.
Ah, that's okay then.
Consider your spicy stuffing reinstated.
Posted: Sat 10 Dec, 2005 23.04
by Chris
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
The snowmen have snowballs.
Budum-tish.
Posted: Sat 10 Dec, 2005 23.22
by James H
Chris wrote:What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
The snowmen have snowballs.
Budum-tish.
Snowwomen shurely, Ed.
Posted: Sun 11 Dec, 2005 01.59
by Sput
Topical!
The Vietnamese won't be putting up any baubels this year, but they will be stringing up some Glitter.
Posted: Sun 11 Dec, 2005 09.00
by PutneyMatt
Sput wrote:Topical!
The Vietnamese won't be putting up any baubels this year, but they will be stringing up some Glitter.
Anyone want to give it a third outing