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The Official Xmas Joke Thread

Posted: Sat 10 Dec, 2005 20.29
by James H
The Vietnamese aren't putting up any decorations this Xmas.

....they're hanging glitter.

Posted: Sat 10 Dec, 2005 20.31
by Jamez
James Hall...






























































































...Yes?

Posted: Sat 10 Dec, 2005 21.31
by Lorns
Merry Xmas everyone.. It's a wee bit early for me to send xmas greetings but i have so many gorgeous,sexy and intelligent friends to get round to i thought i'd do the ugly fuckers first! ;)

Posted: Sat 10 Dec, 2005 21.32
by iSon
What do you get if you eat too many Christmas decorations?

Tinsilitis!

Posted: Sat 10 Dec, 2005 22.00
by Nick Harvey
miss hellfire wrote:i thought i'd do the ugly fuckers first!
Right, that puts paid to YOUR Christmas gobble, darlin'.

I don't need to come here for a better class of insult.

I could go to the Putney Synagogue, you know!

Posted: Sat 10 Dec, 2005 22.12
by Lorns
Nick Harvey wrote:
miss hellfire wrote:i thought i'd do the ugly fuckers first!
Right, that puts paid to YOUR Christmas gobble, darlin'.

I don't need to come here for a better class of insult.

I could go to the Putney Synagogue, you know!
Naturally Mr.Nick you were excluded from that Xmas greeting. You'll get a specia onel via p.m..

I actually felt rather hurt when i recieved that text msg from a good friend ( he WAS a good friend)

Posted: Sat 10 Dec, 2005 22.16
by Nick Harvey
miss hellfire wrote:Naturally Mr.Nick you were excluded from that Xmas greeting.
Ah, that's okay then.

Consider your spicy stuffing reinstated.

Posted: Sat 10 Dec, 2005 23.04
by Chris
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

The snowmen have snowballs.

Budum-tish.

Posted: Sat 10 Dec, 2005 23.22
by James H
Chris wrote:What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

The snowmen have snowballs.

Budum-tish.
Snowwomen shurely, Ed.

Posted: Sun 11 Dec, 2005 01.59
by Sput
Topical!
The Vietnamese won't be putting up any baubels this year, but they will be stringing up some Glitter.

Posted: Sun 11 Dec, 2005 09.00
by PutneyMatt
Sput wrote:Topical!
The Vietnamese won't be putting up any baubels this year, but they will be stringing up some Glitter.
Anyone want to give it a third outing