Time to get your girl friend a new GSM

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Corin
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The holiday season is upon us once again and our thoughts turn to buying expensive, useless gifts for our loved ones.

This year, why not consider a new GSM for the woman in your life, from that exclusive maker Aloisson, at not less than USD 30 000 a pop?

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cdd
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Corin wrote:Why not consider a new GSM for the woman in your life?
Corin wrote:...at not less than USD 30 000 a pop?
I think you've answered your own question there ;)
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Chris
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The phone just screams of : rob me, now. ;)
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Jamez
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No ones mentioned the word 'CHAV'.

That phone will only be bought by scum like Victoria 'fish-lips' Beckham, Katie 'plastic tits & speech impediment' Price and a ton more vile celebrity skanks.
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Jamez wrote:No ones mentioned the word 'CHAV'.

That phone will only be bought by scum like Victoria 'fish-lips' Beckham, Katie 'plastic tits & speech impediment' Price and a ton more vile celebrity skanks.

What would you know... you can't even *get* a girlfriend that does't flee to your mate for a better fuck.
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cdd
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Sideshow Ed 2 wrote:
Jamez wrote:No ones mentioned the word 'CHAV'.

That phone will only be bought by scum like Victoria 'fish-lips' Beckham, Katie 'plastic tits & speech impediment' Price and a ton more vile celebrity skanks.

What would you know... you can't even *get* a girlfriend that does't flee to your mate for a better fuck.
Please dear, if you're going to try for cheap insults, at least make them fit.
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Sput
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cdd wrote:Please dear, if you're going to try for cheap insults, at least make them fit.
To be brutally honest, it DOES fit.
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Jamez
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I don't know why some of you are continuing to feed the troll.

Just ignore every post that Sideshow & Co. makes, and he will get bored eventually.
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Jamez wrote:I don't know why some of you are continuing to feed the troll.

Just ignore every post that Sideshow & Co. makes, and he will get bored eventually.
For somebody who once said "If you love me or hate me, fine. I care not!" you've certainly changed your tune! Surely it shouldn't matter to you that I have "made very close-to-the bone comments regarding family members"?

Anyway, Daddy.. could you please furnish me with pictures of your ex-girlfriend (the only girlfriend you've had in over a year... the one which fucked your mate - remember which one I mean?) which you haven't Photoshopped? I've been struggling to find the correct size of her ears.

I assume you've got over her now?
Jamez Trout wrote:I really do feel utterly selfish sometimes in thinking about my trivial problems.....I miss Becky terribly.

At the moment every single day is a chore and depressing, when realistically I shouldn't be depressed. Once you're chucked into the dark metaphorical pit of life's shit
And to think... she fucked your mate! Go take a few of them pills James Martin's on!
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Jamez
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You seriously need to get out more!

You are obsessed with me to an unhealthly level. Really, you need help mate!
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