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L.M.A.O.

Posted: Sun 30 Oct, 2005 22.12
by James H
PM from our own hospital radio star:

Got MSN Messenger?
Why not add wells?
[email protected]


you want a list dear?

Which leads me onto, what's the funniest PM you've ever had?

Posted: Sun 30 Oct, 2005 23.40
by Jamez
To: Jamez
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:36 am
Subject: stud
how come you're so cute and sexy?



To: Jamez
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:19 am
Subject: Re: stud
TOTAL SEX GOD


To: Jamez
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:22 am
Subject: SEX GOD!
yep, you're a total sex god! how ar u so shagable


To: Jamez
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:27 am
Subject: loveyouuuu
Hi SEXY how u been doing?? xxxx I know you want me

To: Jamez
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:33 am
Subject: yo
Sexy bastard :shock: :shock:


These are genuine messages sent to me by a metropol member. Not sure if he's taking the piss, though.

Posted: Sun 30 Oct, 2005 23.46
by James H
Jamez wrote:To: Jamez
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:36 am
Subject: stud
how come you're so cute and sexy?



To: Jamez
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:19 am
Subject: Re: stud
TOTAL SEX GOD


To: Jamez
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:22 am
Subject: SEX GOD!
yep, you're a total sex god! how ar u so shagable


To: Jamez
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:27 am
Subject: loveyouuuu
Hi SEXY how u been doing?? xxxx I know you want me

To: Jamez
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:33 am
Subject: yo
Sexy bastard :shock: :shock:


These are genuine messages sent to me by a metropol member. Not sure if he's taking the piss, though.
this wasn't Johnnie who asked to see a MP member's cock a while ago was it

Posted: Sun 30 Oct, 2005 23.48
by wells
Jamez wrote:These are genuine messages sent to me by a metropol member. Not sure if he's taking the piss, though.
I think he probably was.

Posted: Sun 30 Oct, 2005 23.51
by Jamez
wells wrote:
Jamez wrote:These are genuine messages sent to me by a metropol member. Not sure if he's taking the piss, though.
I think he probably was.
Why? Don't you think I have sex appeal, Wells?

Posted: Sun 30 Oct, 2005 23.53
by wells
You do Sir but im not blind!

Posted: Mon 31 Oct, 2005 00.08
by DAS
Received this evening:
wells wrote:Hello do you work for bristol based insurance company DAS?

Posted: Mon 31 Oct, 2005 00.12
by iSon
Jamez wrote:To: Jamez
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:36 am
Subject: stud
how come you're so cute and sexy?



To: Jamez
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:19 am
Subject: Re: stud
TOTAL SEX GOD


To: Jamez
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:22 am
Subject: SEX GOD!
yep, you're a total sex god! how ar u so shagable


To: Jamez
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:27 am
Subject: loveyouuuu
Hi SEXY how u been doing?? xxxx I know you want me

To: Jamez
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:33 am
Subject: yo
Sexy bastard :shock: :shock:


These are genuine messages sent to me by a metropol member. Not sure if he's taking the piss, though.
I'm upset that you posted my private PMs Jamez. :cry:

Posted: Thu 03 Nov, 2005 14.10
by Anonymous
Jamez wrote:
wells wrote:
Jamez wrote:These are genuine messages sent to me by a metropol member. Not sure if he's taking the piss, though.
I think he probably was.
Why? Don't you think I have sex appeal, Wells?

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

"I was a fat virgin and now i'm gorgeous"

Wells Wells Wells - You can't say Troutie doesn't have sex appeal - he's got so many girlfriends. Not one of them has ever fucked his best mate because he's such poor company and doesn't like going down on them - that's pretty amazing isn't it?

You're *fab* Troutie and I am jealous of you.

Jealous that I have to masterbate over precious memories of sexual encounters instead of having a woman by my side everynight and jealous that I have to spend hours on faceparty to get a sniff of fanny because my personality doesn't cut it in real life.

I wish I was more like you, Daddy.

Posted: Thu 03 Nov, 2005 14.36
by wells
Don't Wells Wells Wells me!

Posted: Thu 03 Nov, 2005 15.13
by wells
Sideshow Ed 2 wrote:
Wells Wells Wells - You can't say Troutie doesn't have sex appeal - he's got so many girlfriends. Not one of them has ever fucked his best mate because he's such poor company and doesn't like going down on them - that's pretty amazing isn't it?

Ive allways presumed he was a homosexual, it just show how you can be wrong about a person.