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Automated Metropol Sign-ups
Posted: Sun 25 Sep, 2005 22.58
by Jamez
There seems to be a flurry of automated users signing up to MP recently. Such as Beverly5 and now "incest-videos".
How can they be stopped?
Think of the children!
Re: Automated Metropol Sign-ups
Posted: Sun 25 Sep, 2005 23.06
by Nick Harvey
Jamez wrote:Think of the children!
Never mind them!
Think of the old folks, who's pacemakers can't keep up with the incest videos web site!
Posted: Sun 25 Sep, 2005 23.08
by Jamez
I daren't look, Nick.
I really don't want to see pictures of J.Christie being banged by his grandmother on the kitchen table!
Posted: Sun 25 Sep, 2005 23.18
by Nick Harvey
Jamez wrote:I really don't want to see pictures of J.Christie being banged by his grandmother on the kitchen table!
It's the idea of Granny shouting "Take me, big boy" through a megaphone which turns me off!
Re: Automated Metropol Sign-ups
Posted: Mon 26 Sep, 2005 17.54
by Brad
Nick Harvey wrote:Jamez wrote:Think of the children!
Never mind them!
Think of the old folks, who's pacemakers can't keep up with the incest videos web site!
It's not only old folk who have pacemakers Nick!
Re: Automated Metropol Sign-ups
Posted: Mon 26 Sep, 2005 18.08
by Si-Co
nodnirG kraM wrote:This place gets more disturing by the day! But you're right, it's when Max and his father return with phase two of their website we have to worry.
Oh and
Nick Harvey wrote:who's pacemakers can't keep up
"whose" shurley, ed.
Re: Automated Metropol Sign-ups
Posted: Tue 27 Sep, 2005 23.12
by Nick Harvey
nodnirG kraM wrote:"whose" shurley, ed.
Oh, shit, fuck, bugger and sod!
I don't normally DO wrong!
Re: Automated Metropol Sign-ups
Posted: Wed 28 Sep, 2005 10.39
by Lorns
Nick Harvey wrote:nodnirG kraM wrote:"whose" shurley, ed.
Oh, shit, fuck, bugger and sod!
I don't normally DO wrong!
True, and you don't normally swear either. Mr.Nick i'm shocked, i didn't know you used such language on public forums.
Posted: Wed 28 Sep, 2005 19.07
by J.Christie
Jamez wrote:I daren't look, Nick.
I really don't want to see pictures of J.Christie being banged by his grandmother on the kitchen table!
That'll be the day, seeing that she's dead... You sick bastard.
Posted: Wed 28 Sep, 2005 19.10
by Pete
J.Christie wrote:Jamez wrote:I daren't look, Nick.
I really don't want to see pictures of J.Christie being banged by his grandmother on the kitchen table!
That'll be the day, seeing that she's dead... You sick bastard.
drove her to it did you?
Posted: Wed 28 Sep, 2005 19.22
by Nick Harvey
No, she must have died in the explosion, having ignored the man with the megaphone.
She was probably too busy logging on to Granny Forum to be bothered to listen.