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Posted: Sat 17 Sep, 2005 17.28
by Brad
Didn't most kids in a recent poll think Churchill was a car insurance saleman and even worse thought Hitler was the British Prime Minister at the time of World War II?

Posted: Sat 17 Sep, 2005 17.56
by Sput
Ah yes, like the time I took the bus when it was filled with schoolchildren. Some of them behind me didn't know who Mozart was. They took great offence when I told them, thinking that you'd have to listen to a lot of classical music to know something like that.
Good god.
Posted: Sat 17 Sep, 2005 18.38
by Nick Harvey
Did you hear about the thick girl on the bus?
She was certain General Ignorance was Private Parts' boss.
(Sorry, couldn't resist!)
Posted: Sat 17 Sep, 2005 18.49
by Brad
Jasper Carrott tells a probably untrue joke about a girl he once met at a posh do. The music during the meal was provided by Nigel Kennedy playing Vivaldi's 'Four Seasons.' She allegedly said...
"I've got all the Four Seasons records but who's this Vivaldi fellow?"
