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The "What if . . . ?" Thread.
Posted: Mon 29 Aug, 2005 03.34
by DJGM
What if . . .
Gwyneth Paltrow had married a man with the surname Macintosh, would she still have named her daughter, Apple?
"Gwyneth, I asked what your daughter's name was, not the type of computer you use!"
Netscape 4.x (great in it's heyday, but obsolete now) had been the first browser to offer tabbed browsing?
Ok folks . . . over to you . . .
Re: The "What if . . . ?" Thread.
Posted: Mon 29 Aug, 2005 03.38
by tvmercia
DJGM wrote:What if . . .
Gwyneth Paltrow had married a man with the surname Macintosh, would she still have named her daughter, Apple?
"Gwyneth, I asked what your daughter's name was, not the type of computer you use!"
Netscape 4.x (great in it's heyday, but obsolete now) had been the first browser to offer tabbed browsing?
Ok folks . . . over to you . . .
what if DJGM wasn't such a bore
Posted: Mon 29 Aug, 2005 19.23
by Luke-H
What if...
someone trying to have a bit of fun on an internet forum wasn't shot down immediately.
Posted: Mon 29 Aug, 2005 19.33
by Pete
what if you kept your mouth shut
Posted: Mon 29 Aug, 2005 19.52
by Adders
What if you stopped bullying everyone.
Posted: Mon 29 Aug, 2005 19.56
by James H
Ads wrote:What if you stopped bullying everyone.
what if you didn't say what if, you tart
Posted: Mon 29 Aug, 2005 20.31
by Chris
Apple won the "war" and Microsoft lost?
TV Forum never existed?
You had a time machine and could travel back a few years? What would you change?
Jaron Brass had never been exposed by the sleuths on TV Forum?
BT were still owned by the Government?
Celebrities actually gave their kids ordinary names for once, and not some ridicuous name ripe for the piss-ripping like Fifi Trixibelle or Apple?
Bush and Bliar never went to war with Iraq?
Blair lost the last election, and another party took the reins?
Netscape 4.x (great in it's heyday, but obsolete now) had been the first browser to offer tabbed browsing?
I don't think people would have cared.
Posted: Mon 29 Aug, 2005 20.35
by tvmercia
Chris wrote:Apple won the "war" and Microsoft lost?
yawn.
Posted: Mon 29 Aug, 2005 20.41
by cat
Chris wrote:
Jaron Brass had never been exposed by the sleuths on TV Forum?
Sleuths?
Plural?
Twas I, from what I recall, who first pointed out that he was a great big fraud, only to be shot down with ''you always pick on everyone'' nonsense.
Posted: Mon 29 Aug, 2005 21.07
by Adders
James H wrote:Ads wrote:What if you stopped bullying everyone.
what if you didn't say what if, you tart
You're calling me something edible are you? Can you ever get food of your mind?
Posted: Mon 29 Aug, 2005 21.15
by James H
Ads wrote:James H wrote:Ads wrote:What if you stopped bullying everyone.
what if you didn't say what if, you tart
You're calling me something edible are you? Can you ever get food of your mind?
i would chuck it in your face if i could