Metropol

What would your Wikipedia biography say about you? Here's Hymagumba's:

"Born to a mum and a dad in 1987 near the Scottish borders where it's cold and not many people like to live, little Peter came into the world.

A fairly uneventful life up until 2000, where little Peter discovered he fancied boys. So thus, he got himself an interweb connection, and started chatting to like minded teenage woofters ont'web.

One cold, foggy evening in November 2002, his mother came from work to find her little Petey engaged in a sexual act with a young chap called Fabio. Fabio was half-Italian and impressed Peter immensely with his personal attributes.

During this time, Peter joined a tinternet forum called TV Home Forum. A place to chat with likeminded woofters and Welsh people about television presentation. One major thread on TV Forum was Crossroads. Hyma, as he was know, liked to debate the in's and out's of how "fab" this ITV show was.

It was also around this time that Peter coined the now cult phrase "BIG MOIRA". It clearly demonstrated an acute affection for husky-voiced BBC television news presenter, Moira Stuart.

In 2003, Peter started working in WHSmiths, selling magazines and books to fat people and hairy woofter men. Peter implemented a new store policy of having all the woofter magazines (Attitude & Gay Times) at the front of the store to increase awareness of Woofterism.

Today, Peter can be found on Metropol 247, a website dedicated to promoting woofterism and piss-taking on an unprecedented level.

Vital statistics:

Height: 5'9
Weight: 40kg
Eyes: Evil
Car: Mum's Vauxhall Zafira
Occupation: Promoter of Woofterism and WHSmith honcho"

NB: YOU CANNOT WRITE YOUR OWN ENTRY

James H:

Dullard.


Jamez:

Self loving bully.


Who's next?

Isonstine wrote:James H:

Dullard.


Jamez:

Self loving bully.


Who's next?

James Ison:

.... come to think of it, who the hell would write a Wilk about Ison?

James H wrote:

Isonstine wrote:James H:

Dullard.


Jamez:

Self loving bully.


Who's next?

James Ison:

.... come to think of it, who the hell would write a Wilk about Ison?

thats a feeble insult, please try again.

tvmercia wrote:

James H wrote:

Isonstine wrote:James H:

Dullard.


Jamez:

Self loving bully.


Who's next?

James Ison:

.... come to think of it, who the hell would write a Wilk about Ison?

thats a feeble insult, please try again.

Will try the line again when hes hung up on despriite hotte sexe swedie.

James H wrote:

Isonstine wrote:James H:

Dullard.


Jamez:

Self loving bully.


Who's next?

James Ison:

.... come to think of it, who the hell would write a Wilk about Ison?

Well now you come to mention it, I did have an amusing entry linked from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_College_of_Printing but was deleted because it just said rediculous things.

But thanks for asking.

Isonstine wrote:I did have an amusing entry linked from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_College_of_Printing but was deleted because it just said rediculous things.

Ridiculous indeed -- everybody knows that students are not allowed to keep poultry in their lodgings.

Corin wrote:

Isonstine wrote:I did have an amusing entry linked from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_College_of_Printing but was deleted because it just said rediculous things.

Ridiculous indeed -- everybody knows that students are not allowed to keep poultry in their lodgings.

Whats the matter, Corin? CHICKEN?!?

Jamez wrote:What would your Wikipedia biography say about you? Here's Hymagumba's:

*votes for deletion* This is a vanity post from Metropol which has little relevence to Wikipedias self righeous ethos.



James Astella

Born in 1963 to a sheep and a leak welsh boyo Jamez soon realised he had a small cock. He hid in a cave until 2000 where, age 12 (sleak years you see) he joined the revolutionary internet forum TVForum. After bumming Asa he was soon upgraded to the "knob status" after bitterly complaining about cat's "VIP member" status which was gained due to his post count and very impressive penis.

After an unsuccesful attempt at wooing much loved newsreader Chris Todgers, said newsreader organised Jamez'z removal from the board. An event which media monkey hailed "a victory for common sense".

Soon after under a guise of progressivly cleverer psudonames including "Pames Jrout" "Small Cock" and "Flava" Astella made his return. Asa, now a cripple due to a tragic accident when fiddling with the mySQL database to try and fix a fault with the forum's clock, found himself unable to reach the "ban" button so instead launched an innovative campaign against Astella.

This campaign - so innovative it won the Midlands Today "innovation of the year" trophy, presented by Kay - involved a cack handed attempt to make postng harder by having to tick a box and then the staged introduction of wierdos to distract attention away from JA's sex life.

M D R, Katherine, James Martin and itsrobot were the most successful of these with their combined powers of Marie Ashby, aspies, mentalism and arse combining to beat JA's sex life off the foum and onto the new internet ghetto Metropol.

It was here that JM finally met his match in Dusty Jacket. Who dusty Jacket is is not known although it is suspect it is infact his father. Only information from men whith megaphones in fields can of course reveal the ture identity of this fabulous member. A wonderful piece of satire thinking of James's tiny todger.

*votes for deletion* Is too accurate for Wikipedia

11:02, 28 August 2005 RHaworth deleted "James Ison" (content was: '{{nn-bio}}has a 3 inch penis and likes to have bum sex<!--like all men of great calibre-->.')
08:20, 28 August 2005 RHaworth deleted "James Ison" (content was: '{{db|nonsense}}James Ison is a sex god loved by all.')
00:17, 28 August 2005 Rje deleted "James Ison" (content was: '{{db|Nonsense}}James Ison has a tiny cock.')
16:13, 20 April 2005 Mel Etitis deleted "James Ison" (content was: '{{del}}Mr James Ison is a cheeky northern chappy. With stints on his local radio, LBC and Time FM this lad is going places.')

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