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I was never all that bad as a child; nothing I did really sticks out as being a single bad event, so i'll share with you a few things which i probably got in trouble for at the time:


Banging on the village hall wall with a brick when the oldies were playing bingo. (got chased may-a-time for this)

Sounding a claxon in the dead of night right in the middle of the residentual area of the village.

Moving the summer fate sign 'Dog Show' in the garden of the village bike.

Ordered a skip to a miserable old twats house

Rang up a few random people asking about unpaid bills (very funny at the time)

Breaking an old geezers window with a long cane (got a real bollocking for that - paid for the repair)

That's about everything I did; i'll add more if i remember, but for now, over to you!

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Na seriously, probably phone the Police from my house at the age of 2. The police came round and I got in a lot of trouble for that from my mum. I was also doing stuff like that.

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J.Christie wrote:Join this.

damn right, now gan sling yer hook

threw a stone into a teacher's eye (accidently, not on purpose) age 5
stole someone's mars bar (god the disgrace of it!)
destroyed school property
bullied loads of kids. some of them to the verge of tears (but only the ones that deserved it)
threw a bottle of bright red fizzy pop over someone's washing
and I think I keyed a car once

J.Christie wrote:Join this.

Aren't you just asking for stick? If Metro is such a problem, why post?

I know im setting myself up for something here but i used to try and put keys in the power sockets...

I erm stumbled home pissed at the age of 13 because i thought it was cool - then got bollocked and didnt drink again for two years

Now i stumble home pissed 16 because its funny

i remember getting caught downloading funny porno haha

cliche of smoking in school

thinking eurotrash was great

I really cant remember anything else... ive made one or two mistakes that id rather forget... otherwise i cant think of anything, creepy. . .

I never really done anything bad as a child, I was often used by my teachers to encourage rebellious children down from trees. When I was ickle I once took my mate to a large field and told him we were lost. The poor sod cried his eyes out.

Erm... I stole a Kinder Egg! Well that's not strictly true, someone else stole it and I ate it. Oh, and I got a massive bollocking from my headmistress for riding on the left hand side of the road (no, I don't get it either).

I set a school on fire.

Indirectly, you understand.

I told a friend in a physics class that he should put two wires into a plug socket and turn it on (fully realising how dangerous it was). This fused the entire science building, but exploded something in the process (not my friend, sadly) and burnt down the electrical supply area of the place.

I was a very naughty boy.

time warp wrote:

J.Christie wrote:Join this.

Aren't you just asking for stick?

No

Hymagumba wrote: bullied loads of kids. some of them to the verge of tears..........

How did I know that.....

GJ Online wrote:

Hymagumba wrote: bullied loads of kids. some of them to the verge of tears..........

How did I know that.....

It's amazing that puberty changes alot, but not personalities.
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