Metropol

In view of the recent spate of threads in another place, from some of our LESS intelligent colleagues, I thought it the right moment to generate a space over here for the MORE intelligent amongst us to post obituaries to those who might have caught a slight cold, but we feel OUGHT to have their obituaries posted sooner, rather than later, and in totally BAD taste.

Paul Hudson, rumour has it, is currently suffering from mild helicopter sickness. I'm sorry his warm front has cooled. We wish all his family a dry weekend with sunny periods.

I'd like to pay tribute to Genghis Khan, regarded with great respect by Mongols for ending centuries of war, and bringing political and economic stability to the Mongolian Empire. He made the Mongols the most feared nation throughout the entire world.

No-one could unite warring tribes like that man.

A great loss to us all, and deepest sympathies to his descendants.

"Goodbye Mongolia's rose,
May your brutality grow in our heart,
You were the terror that asserted itself,
By all those bodies torn apart."

I hear Aldof Hitler is been missed by all of his Nazi pals

Jaron Brass

As no-one's said it yet...

My thoughts are with their family.

nodnirG kraM wrote:For the purposes of this thread and as a mark of respect I shall not be attaching my signature.

Call that compassion, nodnirG?

I've already laid a wreath outside their ancestral home and donated 250 monkeys to their favourite charity.

will bbc1 be using the bally indent?

Spencer For Hire wrote:will bbc1 be using the bally indent?

The what what now?

i thinnk because bbc1 used the bally ident there will eb a new look 2 the bbc news cos they havent played a long balleyt for a long time

James H wrote:i thinnk because bbc1 used the bally ident there will eb a new look 2 the bbc news cos they havent played a long balleyt for a long time

Hilarious. I am physically pissing my pants here.






























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Jamez wrote:

James H wrote:i thinnk because bbc1 used the bally ident there will eb a new look 2 the bbc news cos they havent played a long balleyt for a long time

Hilarious. I am physically pissing my pants here.






























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