Metropol Dreams
Posted: Sat 23 Apr, 2005 18.50
Because I'm not bored.
Ok, the other night I had a very odd dream.
I was starring in some odd version of the Apprentice, which involved me selling large quantities of soil in the middle of a botanical gardens somewhere in England.
After flooding my plants, but later miraculously saving them, I gave up and went to sit near a pond.
Along came a huge rabbit. He was quite personable and different from most other rabbits I have ever met, in the sense that he had a wide variety emotions he could display. I watched him, and sometimes he was happy, at others, sad.
After a minute or so, a skunk came along. This was no ordinary skunk, and for illustrative purposes, I enclose a diagram:
I feel this is a particularly accurate representation.
At this point, the skunk sat on the rabbit and farted triumphantly. The rabbit looked at it in disgust, and became somewhat upset. It turned away and tried to ignore it, but the skunk continued.
I then stood up, walked over to the skunk, and put it inside a nearby hosepipe, where I did not realise it would inevitably suffocate. I woke up shortly after, with the terrible feeling that I had murdered a mischievous animal.
And that's about it.
Care to share?
Diagrams a preferred.
Ok, the other night I had a very odd dream.
I was starring in some odd version of the Apprentice, which involved me selling large quantities of soil in the middle of a botanical gardens somewhere in England.
After flooding my plants, but later miraculously saving them, I gave up and went to sit near a pond.
Along came a huge rabbit. He was quite personable and different from most other rabbits I have ever met, in the sense that he had a wide variety emotions he could display. I watched him, and sometimes he was happy, at others, sad.
After a minute or so, a skunk came along. This was no ordinary skunk, and for illustrative purposes, I enclose a diagram:
I feel this is a particularly accurate representation.
At this point, the skunk sat on the rabbit and farted triumphantly. The rabbit looked at it in disgust, and became somewhat upset. It turned away and tried to ignore it, but the skunk continued.
I then stood up, walked over to the skunk, and put it inside a nearby hosepipe, where I did not realise it would inevitably suffocate. I woke up shortly after, with the terrible feeling that I had murdered a mischievous animal.
And that's about it.
Care to share?
Diagrams a preferred.
