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Little questions that you don't know the answer to...
Posted: Sat 16 Apr, 2005 14.36
by Jamez
1. When a computer is being used in a TV drama, does it make those funny little beeping noises. Real computers don't make those noises!
2. When someone publishes a lookalike of someone, do they swap over the names underneath the photo?
3. Why do you never see white dog poo anymore?
4. Why do shops never sell single packets of Beef monster munch, but always disgusting Pickled Onion?
Posted: Sat 16 Apr, 2005 14.45
by martindtanderson
Why is Sunday television so bad, when most people are at home all day?
Posted: Sat 16 Apr, 2005 15.38
by Bail
Where do pigeons come from ?
Why do you never see baby pigeons ?
(Yes I know I made a topic about it about a year ago but I forget the answer)
Posted: Sat 16 Apr, 2005 15.41
by James Hatts
Bail wrote:Where do pigeons come from ?
Why do you never see baby pigeons ?
I saw a baby pigeon a couple of months ago, in a nest under a bridge on the River Medway in Tonbridge...
Posted: Sat 16 Apr, 2005 15.55
by Bail
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Posted: Sat 16 Apr, 2005 16.15
by cat
I want to know if anyone has ever seen a pylon being built.
They are bloody everywhere, but from where they come I do not know.
Posted: Sat 16 Apr, 2005 16.50
by JC2005
What's the point of an 'eject' button on a remote control when you still have to get up to take the thing out?
Posted: Sat 16 Apr, 2005 17.00
by Nick Harvey
Sorry, I know I've used it before, but my favourite is still "What's another word for thesaurus?".
Posted: Sat 16 Apr, 2005 17.08
by Chris
JC2005 wrote:What's the point of an 'eject' button on a remote control when you still have to get up to take the thing out?
Going slightly off that, what's the point of standby mode for televisions and computer screens?
I've always noticed it takes just as long for a TV/computer screen to switch on when in standby as opposed to being switched off completely.
Why don't people just switch it off completely (that's what I do) ?
Why do you never see baby pigeons ?
I used to see one occasionally when pidgeons nested on our balcony for a year or so and got a bit frisky. Some of them had the "Aww ... how cute" factor, whilst others were just plain ugly!
Posted: Sat 16 Apr, 2005 17.32
by cdd
Chris wrote:
I've always noticed it takes just as long for a TV/computer screen to switch on when in standby as opposed to being switched off completely.
Why don't people just switch it off completely (that's what I do) ?
because it DOES start up faster (5 secs compared to 50 secs) and eveything is how you left it.
Posted: Sat 16 Apr, 2005 17.33
by johnnyboy
Why do so many lesbians go after girls who look like blokes?