Metropol

Well…the media would have you believe the Royal Wedding had been rescheduled because of the funeral of the Pope.

We here at MP know the truth however. Friday the 8th of April has been and has always been the day of a double birthday spectacular!

Hyma and I will be celebrating our Arian tendencies with celebrations that will consist of street parties up and down the land. Hyma of course turns 18 and I turn 22.

In Lickfold, residents a planning a massive street party where an effigy of Kay will be raised and toasted to.

In Cuckoos Knob, local residents have a planned a special charity sky dive without parachutes in celebration of the event. (Our thoughts go out to their families)

In Titty Hill, local milk float drivers have dropped their ‘Supermarket Milk smells of wee’ signs in favour of celebratory signs recognising the birth of both myself and Hyma.

In addition, celebrations will be taking place in Bell End, Bushy Bottom, Coulterfanny and Cum Hag Wood. As well as special folk dances that are being scheduled in Penistone and the residents of Twat will be getting all wet with a special ‘It’s a knock out’ competition.

As for myself and Hyma? Well we will be in the Three Cocks public house where I hope you will all buy us a drink!

Happy birthday to us!!!

Newcastle's joining in the fun too.

The Angel of the North is being resculptured with Hyma's face.

And the Millenium Bridge is being renamed the Snu Snake for 2005.

It's like Charles and Di all over again.

Snu wrote:As for myself and Hyma? Well we will be in the Three Cocks public house where I hope you will all buy us a drink!

Happy birthday to us!!!

Hip hip hooray.

For three cocks.

did i mention i intend to get a boucy castle for the Three Cocks car park? People will only be allowed on once they've had at least 40 units of lemonade of course.

Up here the Border itself has been redrawn especially for the occasion, for the whole of Friday it will be as follows
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Hymagumba wrote:did i mention i intend to get a boucy castle for the Three Cocks car park? People will only be allowed on once they've had at least 40 units of lemonade of course.

Up here the Border itself has been redrawn especially for the occasion, for the whole of Friday it will be as follows
<img src="http://www.hymagumba.com/uploads/birthday-border.gif">

What are we going to do about security for all the people that show up? We can't make the jolly taxpayer foot the bill and by my calculations it is going to cost at least £1.34.

well I was thinking of raising the money from savings. Apparently if we remove all the colour from Metropol for a day we can raise 72p. Removing colour from TVForum would raise a whole £1.92 but I think it might cause ethnic unrest

Hymagumba wrote:well I was thinking of raising the money from savings. Apparently if we remove all the colour from Metropol for a day we can raise 72p. Removing colour from TVForum would raise a whole £1.92 but I think it might cause ethnic unrest

Removing all colour from Rod's arsehole would raise..........a stink!

Well with less than two hours to go, i'm surprised how little people care that the next best thing to Christ is about to celebrate his birthday. Along with Hyma of course.

Incase you had forgotton, horse-chops and big-ears have shifted their wedding do to Saturday in recognition of our great Birthday spectacular. So incase you cannot make it to the Three Cocks Well Inn Public House tomorrow night, any congratulations would be fab!

Especially as Hyma cannot wait to get his new thong. The suspense is killing him. I only hope he remembers to wear it the right way around this time. I don't want go into details, but last time he wore one, it looked like a sausage on a cocktail stick.

Happy birthday to you,
to Hyma and Snu,
happy birthday fellow cliquers,
happy birthday to you.

Despite the attempts of that lot in Rome trying to upstage us by putting his holy deadness into a bin bag on the same day celebrations outside Metropol have been enormous.

So a quick look at tomorrow's front pages...

The Sun leads with "Victory as Gypos are evicted from Damo's garden" telling the heartwarming tale of a massacre involving knives.
The Mail "Will Hyma's 18th affect house prices"
The Express are offering all their readers a free night's viewing of Television X to celebrate the day
The Guardian "Hyam and Dmoa Birtdaty Treet"
The Independent reprinted this thread and passed it off as their own
The FT went even pinker to celebrate 22 years of Snu
and The Times "Rupert Murdoch celebrates birthday"

Locally the Southern Reporter asks "Will birthday celebrations actually cause Border TV reporters to leave Carlise?" and the Southampton Echo has made a special 2 page pullout with a poster of Damo to hang from your walls.

Hymagumba (on msn) wrote:Hymagumba says:
i cannot resist the temptation to watch N24 to countdown into my birthday
Hymagumba says:
how many seconds for me
Hymagumba says:
22

Best Quote Ever.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!