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i have a question to ask the good gentlemen of this fora, it is simply, after passing urine, do you shake or wipe your meatus?

this is not a purile thead, its something that a few friends of mine were debating last night in the pub - i never wipe, i always shake, and it seems all my friends wipe.


what do you do?

Well, I do both, when toilet paper is available. The only time this is not the case generally is when I am in pub toliets at a urinal.

I've never been circumsized, thus I have to take extra care not to dribble when I put my manhood back in my boxer shorts.

Does this help your survey, Dr Lobster*?

Same here - another point about toilets, I hate the bloody French ones - they're the "squat" ones. Squat too far back and you might end up with your arse in someone else's excrement.

In short, I wipe.

James H wrote:Same here - another point about toilets, I hate the bloody French ones - they're the "squat" ones. Squat too far back and you might end up with your arse in someone else's excrement.

And always remember to flush after you've pulled your trousers back up. Forgot that once and ended up wringing wet - and a little brown.

I rarely wipe, normally a shake or sixty-five does the job well enough.

I've tried wiping my bits on occasions but normally end up with toilet paper stuck to my bell-end, despite the fact it IS clean. Too much bloody hassle for my liking.

johnnyboy wrote:I've never been circumsized, thus I have to take extra care not to dribble when I put my manhood back in my boxer shorts.

Way too much information John. I'll be having nightmares for weeks now

I'm Jewish....work it out!

freddy wrote:

johnnyboy wrote:I've never been circumsized, thus I have to take extra care not to dribble when I put my manhood back in my boxer shorts.

Way too much information John. I'll be having nightmares for weeks now

Rather. Quite a cock-up.