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I hate chavs

Posted: Fri 25 Mar, 2005 21.27
by Anonymous
I HATE CHAVS
By Scott

What do you think of today’s idiot, fat, annoying, rubbishy minds, no thoughts of their own, live from what the television says etc. Only ever thinks about themselves, you could easily put yourself into the false security that everyone these days is like this, they all fit the same spec, gossips with no job, living a life of antiques road show repeats, maccy d’s and coke, all hypochondriacs living off the dole.

These people love a good rant and never get off their soap box, once they find something to have a good moan about you hear the same thing for the next 10 years. These people are unbearable to live with hence why their are so many failed marriages in this day. For education they cant add 1 and 2 together without getting nine and find it hard to make an intelligent conversation that’s not about last nights footy what happened in Eastenders. Usually they look a mess and the nearest thing to class is that fake “bling” which goes green in the shower.

As for their children they do their best to bring up their own mini-chav or chavette complete with their trackys, Elizabeth juke jewellery and a new born baby in tow while listening to their dance CD thudding through their new speakers. It takes a different class of people to rise above this, I have recently found that it is hard to find this class of people in this country apart from the more upper class people.

It's like the saying "Walk the walk but can't talk the talk", they can drive the rolls but wouldn't know class if someone came and hit their head with a stolen Louis vitton handbag. To be quite honest, I'm sick of this chav culture ruining this country, I say anyone who reads this article with total agreement from my points should come to a desert island and start our own world, a world worth living in.

Posted: Fri 25 Mar, 2005 21.31
by russnet
Without being moany.... have you ever heard of paragraphs! I'm all for a chav blasting but that puts too much strain on the old eyelids.

Posted: Fri 25 Mar, 2005 21.37
by Anonymous
Sorry about that, the formatting went a bit strange when transferring it to here

Posted: Fri 25 Mar, 2005 21.49
by russnet
That's ok, you should be able to edit the post to put a couple of line breaks in there.

EDIT: I didn't mean that in a teacher kinda way lol

Posted: Fri 25 Mar, 2005 22.12
by Chris Turnbull
Chavs, hate em!

Edinburgh is a beautiful city, but their is way too many chavs here.

Oh well in twenty years time i'll be able to move to that acre of moon land I got for Christmas last year.

Posted: Fri 25 Mar, 2005 22.57
by Chris
Chris Turnbull wrote:Chavs, hate em!

Edinburgh is a beautiful city, but their is way too many chavs here.

Oh well in twenty years time i'll be able to move to that acre of moon land I got for Christmas last year.
Chavs? They are called 'neds' are they not round your parts?! :?

And yes, I do hate Chavs with a passion.

Posted: Fri 25 Mar, 2005 23.00
by Chris Turnbull
Chris wrote:
Chris Turnbull wrote:Chavs, hate em!

Edinburgh is a beautiful city, but their is way too many chavs here.

Oh well in twenty years time i'll be able to move to that acre of moon land I got for Christmas last year.
Chavs? They are called 'neds' are they not round your parts?! :?

And yes, I do hate Chavs with a passion.
both actualy. it's kinda interchangable.

All neds, chavs or whatever should go through some sort of mandatory chavieness De-programming. well, in my opinion.

Posted: Fri 25 Mar, 2005 23.20
by nwtv2003
For some reason Warrington is more chav-vy at the Weekends, probably because about 95% of the bastards are stuck in School in Weekdays, whenever I pop into Warrington Town Centre you see very few Chavs, seems to be more mosha dominated on Weekdays.

Though IMO your average Joe Chav is about 14, has the mind of a small child and only says 'fuck' or 'fuckin'.

*Cigarrettes, Burberry, Tracksuits, Shitty Alcohol, Chav-ved up Cars and heavy Gold chains Sold seperately.*

Posted: Fri 25 Mar, 2005 23.28
by russnet
I'm 27 and about 10 years ago the average chav seemed to hang around the local newsagents at night in all weathers and as I started to drive, the chavs with their suped up Metros and Novas would be outside the local McDonalds drive thru on a Friday Night mingling with the boy racer clones.

But these types were few and far between. Now in the last 12-24 months, the chav explosion is immense. Never have I seen so many about, almost making the "normal" person seem the minority. I wonder what the next generation will be like and now with Trisha off the ITV mornings soon(ish) where wiill the chavs go to watch themselves on the telly?

Posted: Fri 25 Mar, 2005 23.35
by benjy
russnet wrote:I wonder what the next generation will be like and now with Trisha off the ITV mornings soon(ish) where wiill the chavs go to watch themselves on the telly?
Well, channel five probably! ;)

...At least that's what five is counting on.

Posted: Fri 25 Mar, 2005 23.37
by russnet
But the five version of Trisha is a little bit "upper class" than the ITV trash. The five show seems like a step back from her ITV slot. ooh err.