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Benefits for life?

Posted: Fri 04 Feb, 2005 07.59
by Dr Lobster*
i have been pondering a way to get benefits for life the 'legal' way, and i've come up with a solution:

i am going to get a female pregnant, and during the course of the pregnancy, i shall give the mother of the unborn child every over-the-counter drug available in a bid to make the baby as disabled as possible, thus, getting benefits to look after it.

looks like i'll be getting all that income tax i've paid for years back in the end!!

anybody else got any ideas like this?

Posted: Fri 04 Feb, 2005 13.17
by marksi
Sometimes I really do wonder about the way your brain works... :roll:

Still would though. ;)

Posted: Fri 04 Feb, 2005 18.10
by Jamez
I would be a LOT better off if I spent my life on the dole. What with all the tax I have to pay, banks fleecing me for every penny etc. I've worked out that 10 years on the dole while doing some occasional illegal part time job, I would be better off if I had worked full time, paid my taxes etc.!

Not sure about bringing a little life into this world intentionally disabled to line my own pockets. I do have some morals ;)