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Crap Jokes
Posted: Mon 10 Jan, 2005 00.17
by James H
What's the worst joke you've ever heard?
All kinds of stinkers accepted...
Posted: Mon 10 Jan, 2005 00.38
by johnnyboy
Sick joke, I know, but I got this on my phone the other day...
'Ellen McArthur has failed in her bid to win the round-the-world yacht race. She was beaten guy a guy from Thailand on a deckchair'.
Posted: Mon 10 Jan, 2005 01.34
by Jamez
PMSL!!
I remember loads of Diana jokes doing the rounds just after she died in 1997. "What was the last thing to go through Diana's mind? The front headrest"
Posted: Mon 10 Jan, 2005 10.10
by Brad
WARNING: I am NOT responsible for this joke, it came from my brother, honest!
I hear Santa didn't visit Sri Lanka this year. He just gave everyone a big wave!
By the way, did you hear about the Dutch girl with inflatable shoes? She popped her clogs.
Posted: Mon 10 Jan, 2005 10.42
by Sput
James Martin.
Posted: Mon 10 Jan, 2005 13.06
by Johnny
A man walks into a bar a says ow
Posted: Mon 10 Jan, 2005 15.23
by ashley b
Whats a cat favorite way to travel accross the sea?
Sea cat.
Just don't ask!
Posted: Mon 10 Jan, 2005 17.47
by rts
A Red Indian goes to the doctors. "Doc, you gotta help me. This morning I thought I was a Wigwam, now think I'm a tee-pee...."
The doctor interupts. "Your problem is your two tents".
Tents, tense, geddit?
Posted: Mon 10 Jan, 2005 19.30
by Katnap
What's Grey?
A melted penguin.
Posted: Mon 10 Jan, 2005 19.30
by Johnny
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN INDIAN & AFRICAN ELEPHANT?
ABOUT 3000 MILES
HOW DO YOU START A GLOW WORM RACE?
READY STEADY GLOW
WHEN'S IT TIME TO GO TO THE DENTIST
TOOTH HURTY
WHY DID THE OWL HOWL?
BECAUSE THE WOODPECKER WOULD PECK HER
*GET'S SHOT IN THE HEAD FOR THE LAST ONE*
Posted: Tue 11 Jan, 2005 12.32
by rts
Every 8 seconds someone phones Admiral for a quote. What a nutter.