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James H
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What's the worst joke you've ever heard?

All kinds of stinkers accepted...
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johnnyboy
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Sick joke, I know, but I got this on my phone the other day...

'Ellen McArthur has failed in her bid to win the round-the-world yacht race. She was beaten guy a guy from Thailand on a deckchair'.
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Jamez
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PMSL!! :lol: :lol:

I remember loads of Diana jokes doing the rounds just after she died in 1997. "What was the last thing to go through Diana's mind? The front headrest"
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Brad
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WARNING: I am NOT responsible for this joke, it came from my brother, honest!

I hear Santa didn't visit Sri Lanka this year. He just gave everyone a big wave!

:shock:

By the way, did you hear about the Dutch girl with inflatable shoes? She popped her clogs. :P
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Sput
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James Martin.
Knight knight
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Johnny
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A man walks into a bar a says ow
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Harry Hill : "What is it about people that repair shoes that makes them so good at cutting keys? Try going in there with a shoe shaped like a key and see how confused they get."
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ashley b
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Whats a cat favorite way to travel accross the sea?

Sea cat.




























Just don't ask!
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rts
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A Red Indian goes to the doctors. "Doc, you gotta help me. This morning I thought I was a Wigwam, now think I'm a tee-pee...."

The doctor interupts. "Your problem is your two tents".

Tents, tense, geddit?
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Katnap
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What's Grey?




A melted penguin.
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Johnny
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WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN INDIAN & AFRICAN ELEPHANT?

ABOUT 3000 MILES

HOW DO YOU START A GLOW WORM RACE?

READY STEADY GLOW

WHEN'S IT TIME TO GO TO THE DENTIST

TOOTH HURTY

WHY DID THE OWL HOWL?

BECAUSE THE WOODPECKER WOULD PECK HER

*GET'S SHOT IN THE HEAD FOR THE LAST ONE* :lol: ;)
Johnny

Harry Hill : "What is it about people that repair shoes that makes them so good at cutting keys? Try going in there with a shoe shaped like a key and see how confused they get."
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rts
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Every 8 seconds someone phones Admiral for a quote. What a nutter.
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